Resting Duck Face

Published: July 26, 2021, 5:16 a.m.

It's story-time! Our first officer is on a research mission. T'Pol is having wine and telling stories about her mother's mother's mother. First Vulcan Contact was actually in Carbon Creek. And, where exactly did Velcro come from? The answer may surprise you. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 81 00:30 #1's Away Mission 01:20 NO KIDS 01:40 Double Trouble? 02:10 Gay Klingons? 02:49 Gowron Eyes 03:30 Silicon Valley Science - Hand To Stroke Ratio 04:12 Tripod 04:45 It's happy to see you 04:56 patreon.com/starfleetunderground 05:30 A rescue 06:20 Corrections...Nope. 06:45 Star Trek Mission: Chicago - Tix On Sale July 29 - https://www.startrekmissions.com/en-us.html 10:26 Comicon Star Trek News - https://youtu.be/PRxhSEN4LLQ 10:40 Star Trek: Prodigy is coming! 11:57 Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2! 13:30 Disco Dungeons and Dragons at STLV - https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html 14:10 Section 31 show? - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-boss-alex-kurtzman-in-an-old-interview-was-very-optimistic-about-a-section-31-spinoff-series 15:15 Cooking 18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - S2E2 "Carbon Creek" 18:10 Teaser - "Tell us a story" 18:40 First First Contact Day 19:30 Spill the wine, drink that Vulcan 19:55 The Cock is in Montana? 20:20 Mother's Mother's Mother 20:50 Ten Days 21:45 Act I - "Swallowed by a Whale" 22:13 Space AAA's wait time 22:30 Two Vulcans Walk Into A Bar 22:53 Little Nippley in Carbon Creek 24:15 Eyes Popped...Something Popped 24:30 Shoes and Balance 25:40 Two Vulcans Walk into a Bar 27:41 Sputnik! 28:10 The Seat-belt thing 29:10 The Cars 29:58 Act II - "Hook, Line, and Sinker" 30:40 Twilight Dick Zone 32:20 Vulcan Duck Face? Resting Duck Face? 34:30 Playing Pool, which starts with P, and rhymes with T... 35:00 Don't wager me 35:40 The kid called me Moe 36:10 What's that guy's name? 36:30 Integrating Vulcans 37:20 Breaking Protocols - Lying and touching food 38:00 Don't wanna miss "I Love Lucy" 38:40 Testing Nukes 39:05 Vulcan with No Name and the Captain 39:50 Act III - "I caught a fish this big!" 40:30 You're not from Mars, are you? 42:39 Intimate Activity 43:30 Vulcan Compassion 44:30 Equivalent of a furry? 45:15 Bar Music - Crazy Arms sounded better than Gently Falls 48:10 Han Shot First 49:30 Act IV - "A Whale of a Tale" 50:40 Empathy 51:00 Distress Call Caught in the Spam Filter 51:45 Velcro's Origin?! 52:50 Mestrel's Outcome 54:00 14th Consecutive Berman/Braga Story 55:30 Heather's Score 56:50 The Truth about Velcro? 57:59 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise S2E3 - "Minefield" 58:30 A Captain's Duty Be Safe! - Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit