The Enterprise crew visits a pre-warp planet. But someone else was there first, and they seem to be poisoning the groundwater and causing the natives to get sick. Trip breaks into an antique shop, Archer has a translator malfunction. T'pol is stunning, and Hoshi...Where did Hoshi go? Has anyone seen Hoshi? -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 62 00:30 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground 01:20 Big Thumb 01:40 Rough Rider 02:00 PlayTribble? 02:15 #NotAllTribbles 02:50 No Kids warning! 03:15 It's not a cowboy thing 03:40 Bad joke here 05:15 News: Sonequa in Space Jam! 05:50 Someone got written out 06:00 Pepe Le Pew Stinks 07:50 Bad housekeeping 09:20 Cartoons not for children? 11:30 RIP Cliff Simon 13:09 WonderCon@Home 2021 14:25 The Center Seat coming to History Channel this September 8th 15:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is under production w/ 5 new regular actors 16:15 Pike and Spock fan fiction? 16:35 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground 17:30 Tribble Postcards? 17:45 Knitting mad 18:07 The Gold Standard 18:50 ...is Anal 19:48 Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Civilization" 20:00 Teaser "M is for Mystery" 20:40 Pranks - Googly Eyes on Tribbles 21:10 Don't use Gorilla Glue w/ Tribbles 21:32 Fine sand 22:00 Captain Commando 22:10 Classic Star Trek open 22:30 Oh, there's a Class M Planet! 23:00 Directed by V'Ger? - Mike Vejar 23:50 At least it wasn't Va Jay Jay 24:00 Act I - "Archer Knows Best" 24:40 Archer's a Dick 25:00 Let's go and role-play! 25:15 Science Officer Advice 26:00 T'Pol lets her hair down 26:45 Why the cornfields? 27:40 Neutrino Emissions 28:10 Indoor Plumbing 28:30 Act II - "Enterprise Crop Circles" 29:30 Sonic Screwing? 30:00 Pulling a Kirk 30:55 T'Pol is Stunning 31:30 Lying - The key to gay guy relationships 32:00 Breaking and Entering...Again! 32:30 Transporters solve all your problems! 33:20 Where's Hoshi? 35:00 Super Sales Guy 36:15 If I were an alien on another planet... 38:35 Escape Room Level 2 38:50 Act III - "Translator Malfunction" 39:45 Time to say no 40:10 Archer's bold move 40:20 Intergalactic Herpes 40:30 What if they're Nose Lickers? Eyebrow Suckers? 40:45 Thumb up a butt 41:00 Rebooting Universal Translator 41:20 Odd Coincidence 41:40 What ifs? 42:45 Handiwork 43:15 How to bow down! 44:10 Old School 44:30 Universal Concept of Bras for Alien women 45:45 Going Commando? 46:00 TOS women's outfits 46:30 Patrick is...fine. 46:46 Malurians and Nomad's eventuality 48:00 Space Dragon! Run! 49:00 This woman is chill. Could it be the tea? 49:35 Is that really your face? 49:45 Drink some tea. Now bend over! 50:20 Act IV - "Transporter Saves the Day...Again." 51:00 Maybe a "Tad" re-written 51:15 Which button? 52:18 That sign says to Kiss? 52:30 Tonguing 52:50 What's a Trigger? 53:15 Don't point it towards Darwin 54:15 Enterprise gets out gunned again 54:30 Grappling 55:00 Trip vs. the Vulcan Woman...Why? 55:30 The Woman saved the day 56:00 Another Woman saves the day 56:30 Translator break again? 56:50 Gurl, I met this space man... 57:15 Evil Malurians 58:00 Where's my flying skateboard? And we have shitty replicators 58:45 They recorded a scene on the day of 9/11 59:00 Thumb in the butt will typically change a mood. 1:00:00 Kiss or not kiss the girl? 1:00:20 Who became dinner? 1:00:40 Next week: "Fortunate Son" 1:01:01 Scooby Doo-ish 1:01:50 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground 1:02:30 The show ends? Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrek #Archer #UniversalTranslator #BigThumb #Butt Explicit