People Really Use It For That?

Published: Aug. 31, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

This week we ask, is that a burning sensation, or are you just ascending? Someone knocks over the gong, The vessel is moist, the yawns could be contagious, and the coffee is HOT. Also, we find out what exactly is in the bio filter on the Holodeck, and the answer could become....What? That's the end of the sentence? -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall Thanks for listening! Send comments! 00:00 Welcome aboard! Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Moist Vessel" 01:00 Today, our guest is...Oops! 01:30 The trouble with hungry Tribbles 02:30 The trouble with access panels 02:45 What are you thinking? 03:20 Horrific Meat-Thing 05:00 RIP Chadwick Boseman 06:00 A Trek-Positive Pine? https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/28/chris-pine-hopes-to-get-back-to-work-on-star-trek-4/ 06:44 Alex Kurtzman interview in Variety https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/26/alex-kurtman-says-writing-team-building-a-very-surprising-section-31-star-trek-series/ 08:00 Shatner's Blue's album is out 08:20 All of the Asians on Star Trek Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-the-asians-on-star-trek/id1529010237 08:55 Moist Vessel Anal Recap 09:12 Teaser: The Yawns (And PADDddds) 11:00 Did somebody get Tribbles in the Turkey? The Triduckle 12:00 If your turkey is purring... 12:30 TWOK easter egg 13:00 We apologize for the use of the word MOIST during this podcast. 14:00 Act 1: The Worst Jobs 15:00 It was totally cum 16:00 "People really use it for that?!" 16:20 It's not always the same color...Or same load sizes 17:00 Dirty secret about Holodecks 17:25 When was the last time anyone did it...OH GOD! 17:45 Ascending 18:00 Order what you want, and at what temperature 18:15 Getting Gonged 18:45 LLAP, sucker 19:21 That's a good idea 19:45 The Riker Lean 20:30 Act 2: Promoted 21:20 Higher Rank = Lower Fun 22:30 The Responsibility of Responsibility. 23:00 This is a friendly game 23:15 Boimler is like Opposite Guy 23:45 The Trouble with Bean Bags 24:30 A pair of tribbles 25:00 Audit the Audit 25:29 Captain Durango's Competition 25:40 Tellarite? Or Tellawrong 26:15 Not on my watch! 27:20 A poorly designed Butt Plug 27:50 Act 3: Ascending and it burns 28:50 It's called "Being a Dick!" 29:00 First name basis 29:20 Special Guest: Carol Brady 29:50 Gas can be a good thing 30:20 When Engineering smells like a Macy's perfume section 30:40 Crappy Cinnamon Challenge 31:10 You don't like me?! 31:40 Star Trek: Rated V for Violence 32:20 The wrong time for Hot Coffee 33:00 It was Barclay Bad. It was Edward Bad 33:30 Spoiler Alert - Purple Pubes? 34:00 You're not supposed to have a burning sensations when you ascend. 35:00 Mother and Daughter Team 35:30 You can't make fun of Senior people 36:00 Mariner - Officer material? 37:25 The finger-lick thing 38:45 Don't lick the Holodeck Cum Filter 39:00 Recycling 39:30 We get Salty? 40:00 There's a camera in the Holodeck? 40:30 The Evil Professor 41:20 Blame it on the Tribbles 41:30 Rutherford experiences the Wrath of Tendi 41:50 Monitoring Power Fluctuations 42:30 Catians are a Borg's Best Friend? 43:00 Best Trek ever? 43:30 Animated Trek with Comedy 44:00 News - Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery will run on CBS starting September 24, 10pm 45:50 What are they going to do when Tilly swears? Sensors Censoring? 47:27 Revisiting Nipple-gate 48:00 Violence is fine. But, show a tit... 48:50 What about Justin? 49:50 Why not teach the boys to not act like horny little bastards? 50:50 I like my violence Cartoon Style 51:30 The Trouble with Algorithms...But post a nipple! 53:30 The Bundle Discount 54:20 The next episode is...??? 54:40 Boimler's got a Girlfriend? What, we going to the Holodeck? Thanks for listening!!! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit