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Never Get Into a Turbolift Alone

Published: July 12, 2021, 5:04 a.m.

The shuttlepod comes in, like a wrecking ball, starts the show with a bang, and even though it's a setup, Starfleet shows us how they did cancel culture back in the day. Daniels returns to show Archer all of the cheat codes, and he does the Time Warp Again. It's just a jump to the left...Also: dick pics. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 79 01:00 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 01:12 Non-Corporal Captain? 02:00 Tribbles on a leash 02:20 Eew! 03:00 Manly gripping cheeks 03:30 One Correction 03:55 Not Kid Friendly 04:16 Michelle Yeoh in Witcher Prequel - https://www.theverge.com/2021/7/6/22565149/michelle-yeoh-netflix-the-witcher-blood-origin-sword-elves 06:05 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home coming back to theaters - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/08/star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home-returns-to-theaters-in-august-for-2-nights-tickets-available-now/ 06:47 Double Dumbass, bitch! 07:00 Star Trek at Comicon@home - https://www.youtube.com/user/ComicCon 08:00 Bathrobe and Tribble Slippers 08:18 Grudge's Book - https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Discovery-Grudge-Books/dp/1801260478 09:30 Med Kit? https://www.factoryent.com/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Medical-Set-p/408677.htm 10:30 Star Trek Movies - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/07/paramount-releasing-star-trek-tos-movies-4k-uhd-blu-ray-set/ 11:50 OK, Boomer 12:30 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1" 12:47 Teaser - "My Bad" 13:20 Starting off with a Bang! 14:00 A "Trek" episode? 14:40 Women?! 15:00 Ready to send Dick Pics? 15:30 Women don't want to see that 16:30 Denobulan Viagra 17:00 Making History Every Lightyear 17:50 Act I - "Clusterfuck of a Day" 18:30 Cancel Culture 18:50 "Ah, to be Vulcan" 19:49 I feel guilty 20:30 You Followed Protocol 21:10 Scrolling 3600 pics 21:30 Not wanting to fight? 21:44 Hard Blow to Archer 22:10 If only they brought Porthos! 22:50 Lot of Logs 23:30 Most Famous Boomer 23:51 Act II - "Spooning Surprise" 25:15 Depressed Archer 26:14 Magic Light Switch 26:54 It's Almost like Groundhog Day 27:15 Just say Temporal Cold War 27:56 T'Pol Steps Up 29:35 The Captain's Magic Underwear 30:17 Archer gets all the cheat codes 31:10 Act III - "Star Trek Street Cred" 31:37 Skedaddle 32:30 Don't believe in Time Travel 33:00 Trusting Daniels? 34:20 Send all the Senior Officers...Again! 34:49 Stun Grenade or RAID! 35:20 Playing Doom 35:39 Suliban CDs vs USB? 36:25 Reed has experience now 36:35 The Clamp 37:41 God Mode was ON! 38:00 Act IV - "Time Trap" 38:45 Cheat Code without saving 39:20 Mothballs of Death 40:05 Never get into a Turbolift alone 40:12 The Hero Thing 40:40 When You Fart in the Middle of Time Travel 41:05 Don't Stifle a Fart 42:00 Cliffhanger 43:00 Suliban Five Minutes 44:30 How do they get out of this? 45:05 Did that Tribble just call me an Asshole? 46:10 Heather's Score and Season 1 Recap 49:00 When Hoshi gets her confidence back 50:30 NO DICK PICS! Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 2" - Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit