Love a Level 2 Diagnostic

Published: Aug. 17, 2020, 6:24 a.m.

What happens when your replicator only gives you...the hot banana. Totally unofficial origins on how Risa got it's name. We find out what actor makes Heather hot. Who makes the best use of the pause button? And what?! There's an Orion who was wearing clothes and not dancing? We take a look at Star Trek: Lower Decks -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:00 Lower Decks! Lower Decks! 00:50 Special Guest: Rabbit!? 01:00 Good coffee 01:25 Tribbles are nibbling 01:40 Where's the Horgon? 02:00 Rise out of Risa 02:30 Planet Boner 02:50 Reduction of noise 04:00 News: Lower Decks creator's special guest wishes...Wesley? T'pol? 04:30 Purple hair 05:00 Doesn't want to be naked? 05:20 Rumors: David Tennant wants to be on Star Trek? 05:30 Heather has a crush! David Tennant has cooties! 06:00 Continuum Cute 06:30 Rumors: Patrick Stewart wants to be on Doctor Who? 07:00 Patrick Stewart is the Poop...Emoji. 08:00 Heather's new assignment 09:00 Heather breaks down the breakdown 09:30 Synopsis Time! Surviving being gummed to death 10:00 Where was the Bio-Filter? 10:50 I Love Honor! 11:10 An Orion that wasn't shaking that booty. And she's in science blue! 11:45 Gimme that hot banana 12:00 Good theme 12:30 Something screws up every scene? 12:45 Noshing warp nacelles. Borg? F-That! Black holes suck 13:00 Cheerios class? 13:30 Somebody had a pause button 13:45 California Love 14:00 Starfleet isn't perfect? 14:30 Fresh new ensigns 15:00 Mariner - Slices and likes honor 15:30 Holodeck programming is very detailed 15:45 Musty showers and hallway bunks - But the view! 16:30 Galley's popping off. 17:00 Danger makes a hot date 17:30 LOVE a Level 2 diagnostic 18:00 Troubleshooting is juicy 18:49 Tweaking with his emotions 19:30 Yes, I've very complicated, thanks! 19:50 Opening teaser - Slice that calf in half 20:30 NOMAD storage? 20:50 We do like TrekMovie.com 21:00 #2 21:30 Romulan Ale is illegal because it's AWESOME! 22:00 Blue tongues are like smoking 23:00 This is a family show? 23:20 Science officer, not a stripper, meets Boimler and Mariner...Check out a holodeck 24:00 Where would you go on a Holodeck? Gallifrey? Risa? 24:30 A Bang at the Big Bang 25:00 In the holodeck, Risa comes to you...American Dad vibe? 25:40 Ops. Lots of 26:00 Peeing in the sonic shower? Or beam it out? 26:30 When your shit comes back to life? 26:45 You just said that Spock is shit 27:00 Where no man has gone before 27:30 Zombie time and Date time. Meeting with the captain, suckling spider 28:45 Not talking about her name. Or her Dad. Or her mother. 29:30 Giant Gum Job - Meanwhile in Act 3... 30:15 Spider like a cow. 31:30 Gary Mitchel - Who was he? 32:30 Hmm...Maybe I'm wrong? 33:00 Maybe we need to look this up? 33:45 He is the one with the eyes. 34:15 For reference - TOS: Where No Man Has Gone Before 34:45 Cat Doc 35:00 We first saw a Cation on TAS. 35:30 Are we manic? 35:50 Have you even been trapped in a sentient cave? 36:00 Mariner KNOWS things 36:50 Planet of the Pigs...Who have Spider-Cows 37:00 Cetacean Ops 37:45 He's important? Nah he's worthless! 38:00 Ensign bedrooms 39:00 Hot-bunking 40:00 Go tour an aircraft carrier 40:33 Heather gets beamed away 41:00 Tune in next week! 41:10 RED ALERT!!! Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit