If the Turbolift is Rockin'

Published: May 11, 2020, 2:51 a.m.

It's just like the Jerry Springer Show - sparks will fly, and heads will roll! You'll go insane reuniting with your friend from junior high! Guess who gets busy in Turbolift? Yes, your brother is a psycho. Does your baby daddy have a human side chick? And, you'll never guess who your new mother is. -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall :40 The Podcast where our computers are always right? 1:10 Welcome back, Captain Patrick Hall, USS Navras. Recently did a reading of Space Seed 2:09 Heather has Comm issues. 2:54 Heather and Fred having Comm issues due to hungry tribbles 4:10 Rocky gets his face popped out...Once in a while. 4:40 Captain Adams continuously gets sent back to Delta Quadrant. 5:55 We talk Short Treks episode "Q&A" 6:26 It's such a geeky episode 7:00 15 minutes of geek porn. Nerdgasms all over the place 7:30 One big sex fest? 7:50 Heather doodles in her journal 8:26 Quarantine side effects...Have you heard the buzz about Cleopatra? 9:17 RIP Little Richard and Roy Horn 9:50 Number One and Spock...In the Turbolift...With the hair down. 10:20 Who exactly is Number One? 10:50 No jokes about Number Two 11:11 That duet! 12:11 Tribble drool on your comm badge 12:53 There's a Zillion questions...Do I have to leave now? 13:21 OS 36.11.4 or 36.11.5 14:00 One problem with new Trek...Seeing the inner workings of Turbolifts 14:40 That was shocking! 14:54 Number One on top 15:30 Enterprise's new voice 16:00 What's his name? 17:24 Tilly wins the race 18:18 We really like Tilly 19:00 Tilly's Hair played by Tilly's hair 19:30 Redheads have more fun 20:44 Lucy and Star Trek! 22:00 Sexual Related? Maybe we need another show? 22:50 Side effects may include seeing things and winning races 23:30 Sarek teasing 23:50 Amanda makes an appearance 25:00 Hug as a calculated action 25:40 Mind Meld Residuals 26:00 Vulcans can hold a grudges and keep secrets 26:36 It felt like Spock was actually in the episode 27:00 Halloween Costume Ideas 27:30 Spike? 28:10 Nathan's bird is covered in Starfleet Underground Episodes 16 and 17 28:30 SuperPsychoSpock? Not our Spock! 29:00 Captain's order 20:40 Refreshing breath of fresh Pike 31:00 Klingons - Next on Jerry Springer! 31:30 Head Jokes...So did the kid. 31:50 Does it have ridges? 32:20 Does Rocky know how kids are made? 32:45 A Klingon Headache 33:00 The other woman 33:22 You call me Mother. 33:44 Catch a head 34:20 Patrick's Pussies make an appearance 35:00 Michael Burnham instantly figures out Tilly's problems 36:00 Is this a Mother show? 36:40 Don't talk about anyone's mother 37:20 We're no longer bastards! 38:30 Section31: Freaks are more fun! 39:00 Georgio makes it work 39:30 Section 31 show...A sleeper? 40:00 Control...Not Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty. 40:40 Bringing the Q 41:20 What universe are we talking about? 41:55 Heather needs a new comm badge 42:20 Command is lonely 42:50 Star Trek: The Sex Vibe 43:20 Keeping your freaky to yourself 43:55 If the turbolift is rockin'... 44:15 Number One and Spock 45:00 The Captain's cue 45:40 Star Trek Homework: Short Treks Ask Not and Discovery Season 2 Episode 4 46:00 The Captain's Log Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground