I Need a Red Shirt!

Published: June 20, 2022, 4:24 a.m.

T'Pring wants Spock to study Human Sexuality. Pike and crew beam over to save some lost colonists, but it's a Trap! Enterprise is taken over by SPACE PIRATES! Pike will try to cook up a Mutiny. Grab your phaser, or, if you're Nurse Chapel, your Hypo Spray, because shit just got real. Uh, where are the Red Shirts? -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 128 00:30 ARRRRRGH!!! 02:00 Cylon Lights 03:00 Welcome to the show! 03:11 Liquid Death 03:42 Love You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 04:30 Love for the Captain 04:33 - Correction - We normally introduce ourselves, before corrections! 05:15 Who are you? 05:30 Maybe. 06:00 We don't talk about... 06:20 NO KIDS! 06:30 Station R-11? 07:20 No Corrections? 08:08 Brent said WHAT?! https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2022/06/15/brent-spiners-idea-for-adam-soong-got-shot-down-on-star-trek-picard/ 08:35 Just a little creepy 09:00 Mulgrew to return back to "On-Screen"? https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/14/kate-mulgrew-sees-possibility-of-return-as-live-action-janeway-after-star-trek-after-picard-wraps-up/ 10:25 Mark Your Calendars: October 4th, 2022 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2 releases on DVD/BluRay/SteelBook https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/16/star-trek-picard-season-2-coming-to-blu-ray-dvd-and-steelbook-in-october/ 11:13 Gag Rail? 11:53 EXO-6 Strikes again! https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/pre-orders-are-open-for-exo-6s-latest-action-figure-star-trek-discoverys-commander-michael-burnham 13:16 Pre-Ordering is like... 13:50 Strange New Worlds S1E7 - "The Serene Squall" 15:15 Un-nerving for a guy 15:45 She was into the books 16:44 The Angry Snap Dragon 16:55 Why Log? 17:27 The Boy Scout 18:40 The Wild Wild West 19:10 Earth to Spock 19:45 Not Be Smarter Than the Truth 20:50 Space Pirates! 21:10 Ortegas' Hair Cut 21:30 Seek Forgiveness, Not Permission 21:50 Too Confident Spock 22:42 Act I - "Laser Nets, Asteroids, and Colonial Marines, Oh My!" 23:48 SPIKE 24:40 Where Are All The Red Shirts? 26:50 Nurse Chapel Kicks Ass 27:50 Getting the Drop on Pike 28:20 Remy 28:50 Laser Net 29:45 The Serene Squall, The Vulgar Virgin, The Slutty Virgin 30:25 Do you wanna do 1st Date, 2nd Date, 3rd Date, Blind Date? 31:25 Act II - "Slap-Happy Orion, Bad Girl, and Alpha Braga IV" 33:10 Nurse Chapel Handles Herself 33:50 Taking Care of Business 34:33 Did you see something coming? 35:30 Spock's Hand-Hand technique 35:53 What Spock Didn't See Coming 37:20 Captain Pike Gets Beat, Cooks Dinner 38:40 Your Head's Not Scrambled 38:55 Alpha Braga IV 39:22 Act III - "Aspen or Angel? It's all the Same in the end" 40:40 Disrespecting the Captain's Chair 41:50 Captain, does the Captain's Chair Vibrate? 42:00 Responsible for Spock 42:28 Easter Egg Stonn 43:30 Talking Phaser 43:50 Complimentary Phaser 44:30 Fire The Phasers! 44:50 Angel Takes Over 45:30 Angel Steals the Show 46:30 Remy can't cook 46:40 Mutiny By Food 47:15 That's Not The Captain 47:50 You've Got a Friend in Me 48:14 Let's Get Those Transporters Hot and Trade Lovers 50:36 Act IV - "Fake Affairs, Human Emotions, and Me!" 52:10 SYBOK! 54:43 That KISS! 55:32 That other Kiss 55:50 Spock's Sides 56:45 Hot Monkey Sex 57:05 The Look of Defeat 57:20 Backdoor Code Timing 58:00 Team Up? 59:15 In the Service 59:55 Comeback 1:00:00 Half-Brother? 1:01:10 Oops 1:02:15 Where Are The Red Shirts? 1:04:34 I need a Red Shirt! 1:07:07 We Have SWAG!!! https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Thanks for listening! Get some SWAG - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds Explicit