He's Tripping Balls, Sir

Published: Feb. 8, 2021, 7:33 a.m.

This week: New Planet, who dis? Archer could wait 7 or 8 days and first scan the planet, make sure it's safe, or we could just skip all that and go shuttle down right now! Also, T'Pol doesn't smile, Travis tells spooky stories, Trip goes Tripping, Novakovich gets beamed in the wind, and Porthos takes a sh-. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 57 01:00 Easy Bets 01:30 Rants and WTHs 02:10 Kids Warning! 02:45 Memory Banks, Alien Ass, and Klingons are around Uranus? 03:50 Something Bad and Something Round and Perfect 04:50 Pouring Chandelier and Bouncing Light 05:45 A Job with Your Hand 06:08 CLAP PER ACTIVATION WARNING 06:45 News: RIP Christopher Plummer 07:53 News: Woman In Motion: Nichelle Nichols and NASA Documentary - In Theaters now, and On Digital February 16th 09:00 Hailing Frequencies were not open? 10:00 A pretty damn good job with a hand? 10:33 Nominations for the NAACP Image Award 11:20 Captain Picard's Rios, Actor Santiago Cabrera in CBS's "Salvation" 12:00 Lollipop 12:53 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E4 "Strange New World" 13:30 Class M 14:00 Ensign Cutler the Bug Girl 14:25 Friends with a house fly 14:45 To Probe or to not to Probe? Archer IV 16:23 Rant Time! Archer: Caring about the neighbors vs Breaking and Entering 17:00 Let's bring our microbes and bacteria! 17:20 Heavy Metal Intelligent Shit 18:46 Act I: Scary Campfire Stories 19:30 Dog Gone Going Where No Dog Has Gone Before 20:00 Campfire Pod Story 20:45 Alien World looks just like... 22:06 Sleeping with the Scorpion...Smush or Stun? 23:00 That looked familiar...But was it real? 23:30 Alien Planet Weather Forecast? 24:00 Shuttle Performance Anxiety 25:04 Rant Time! SMILE! :-) And that Camera Roll 26:03 Act II: Stupid Storm 26:46 Tossing Logic Out 27:30 Direct Order 28:00 Don't Go In There! 28:20 Allergy Horror Story 28:34 Go To Hell!!!! 29:00 Flashlights and Food 30:00 Gorignak!!! 31:00 Rock People aren't easy 32:00 Lizard Brain and Bumper Shuttles Bumpin' 33:00 Archer will do it all! 33:50 Red Shirt? Red Underwear? 34:50 Captain's Sports 36:20 Act III: Poisoned Pollen 37:45 Transporter Woes 38:40 Chia Pet Starter Kit 39:30 Phlox - "He's Tripping Balls, Sir" 40:20 Trip goes bad 41:00 When Vulcans Get Loud 41:45 Reminded of Law & Order SVU? 43:20 Act IV: Hangover Regrets 44:00 You never see him again! 44:20 Did Phlox skip a scan? 46:00 Vulcans Don't Do Role-play 46:24 Trip Was Really, Really, Really Trippin' 46:48 DUDE! Buy her dinner first! 47:00 Sleepin-on-the-rock-neck 47:30 We do get more or Cutler. Alas, the Actress passed in '03 48:26 Archer talks them into it 49:15 Challenge Your Preconceptions, Or They'll Challenge You 49:50 Archer's Fault 50:30 Ethan was supposed to die 51:00 Movie reference: Unnecessary Roughness 51:45 Rant! Archer's a Dick! 52:40 It's Really Porthos's Fault? 53:35 Super Bowl Commercials for Paramount + 54:10 That Cable Cut Life 57:56 Next week: "Unexpected" Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit