He's Got Wood!

Published: Aug. 24, 2020, 4:53 a.m.

Boimler loses a shuttle craft & a Klingon, all while starting a bar fight, and almost getting impregnated. Rutherford & Tendi get to check out a Pulsar, but first Rutherford has bad bedside manner and takes out all of the children at once with the Janeway maneuver. Then it's a world without Buffer time, Mariner gets it in the foot! -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:00 Welcoming intro 01:18 We don't have a guest today 01:40 Guest replacements 01:55 Might have done some probing 02:30 Our #1 02:52 Hot banana splits 03:30 What's the 7th banana? 04:20 Corrections - Thanks Yum Yum Podcast! Never forget Rom and Quark. Or Sybok https://yum-yum-podcast.simplecast.com/ 05:30 Sad news - RIP Ben Cross 06:30 Nichelle Nichols rumors and gofundme = Be sure to research this story 07:44 Unbelievable movie (On Amazon Prime) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2180583/ 10:30 GalaxyCon is poppin' - http://galaxycon.com 12:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Envoys 12:45 One Wish 13:30 Go to warp catch phrase? 14:00 Get 'er done! 14:30 Come on man, give me the batteries! 15:00 Don't put me in the pod! 15:30 Do I hear paper? 16:00 It fell in my bowl of cereal 16:45 Act One: Blast shield, Career moves, and Worms to-go! 17:45 Food on the shuttle controls 18:00 Sharing insectoid aliens 18:30 Buried a l i v e! 19:15 Rutherford's bridge simulations and career motivations 20:00 All it takes... 20:30 Shocking event 21:00 Back in the day 21:20 BLAST SHIELD! 22:00 Good lines 22:30 Act Two: The search 24:00 Supporting career moves 24:30 Welcome to the bear cave 25:00 Nothing compares to... 25:30 The Janeway Maneuver 26:30 Break the simulator so hard the all kids die! 27:15 Speed walking and tip-toeing 27:40 Great diversion tactic 28:00 A Spurt story 29:00 A Hard Lesson 30:10 The girl wearing red 30:30 Blood wine - the aftermath 30:45 Act Three: For the Truth 32:00 Huoomon! GIVE ME YOUR PROFITS!!! 32:30 Circle of trust 32:45 One Hump 33:45 What you're willing to do for the other 34:30 Dropping off a drunk Klingon 35:30 Rutherford and Tendi - The slow burn - The Jefferies Tube 36:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Temporal Edict 37:15 Teaser - The Mess Hall Talent Show 37:15 A "Not a Merry Man" moment 37:30 White Boys 37:50 That Blue Flying V 38:20 What is the meaning of this intense bass? ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! 40:00 Act One: Buffer Time 41:10 ...And spores that make you hook up with your best friend's sister 41:30 He's GOT WOOD! 42:00 The call backs Horn, Tar, and Spores 42:45 It happened in both TOS and TNG - When Data was fully functional 43:30 Not getting busy in the turbolift 44:00 Buffer Time! - Not a MC Hammer song. 45:20 Testing the Brig force field integrity 46:00 Act Two: Attack 46:46 Gelrakians hit him in the nuts! And it's like the 2260's 47:30 Kirk Fu 48:00 #1 and Mariner - A little bit of chemistry - IF you want to get a girl's attention, just stab her in the foot! 49:00 It's a mutual thing? 50:25 At least we don't worship wood! 50:30 Act Three: The Boimler Effect 51:00 How to say Gelrakians 52:00 The Boimler Effect and the most important person in the galaxy - Chief O'Brien! 53:00 What do we think of the show? 53:30 If the Enterprise could do it... 54:30 Trek Twitter 56:00 Cancer Missiles 56:30 We'll have a Death Race! 57:00 Next week's show... 57:42 Moist Vessel 58:00 People don't like that word...But moisture is a good thing. 58:30 Burning Rubber 59:20 Wall of Tribbles 59:44 Guest voices played by... 1:00:40 VOTE! Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit