Get Wood!

Published: Aug. 22, 2022, 7:36 p.m.

Star Trek Las Vegas, the 56-Year Mission is less than a week away. We'll be there along with the Nerd Trek Podcast. And our DOTS want to cosplay as slot machines, plus - we watched that episode of Enterprise where Trip gets stuffed into an tiny escape pod with a gorgeous lady and crash lands on a planet. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 137 00:30 Stick It! 01:34 Shadows of the Night 03:20 THANK YOU PATREONS! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 03:55 Check Your Drawers! 05:27 Hmmm...Young Frankenstein? I think that one's actually from Blazing Saddles? 05:38 Either way, they're both must-see movies. Not much to do with Star Trek...But still must see. 06:25 Explaining the joke? 07:00 Shatner's Hairpiece on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/shatnershairpiece 8:50 The 56-Year Mission aka Star Trek Las Vegas - Convention! https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html#nerdtrek 09:20 The "Voice Your Fandom" Panel will be Sunday at 10:45am, in the Deforest Kelly Theater! 10:10 Heather's 86ed? 11:00 How do you get to the convention at Bally's? Don't ask us!!! But Heather recommends a Shuttle if you're at the Rio. Rocky recommends the Monorail, if you're at a hotel with a Monorail station. But Really, Don't ask us! 13:00 Bally's Convention Wonders? 1st Floor and 26th Floor? 14:00 Thursday September 8th! STAR TREK DAY! https://www.startrek.com/news/special-global-star-trek-day-celebration 16:00 While we get confused about Nichelle Nichols video tributes (There are several), Learn about the #StarTrekUnitedGives fundraising campaign! 17:30 Star Trek books based on Star Trek video games! https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/17/comic-and-novel-tie-ins-coming-for-star-trek-resurgence-and-star-trek-prodigy-games/ 20:10 Nichelle Nichols Video Tribute for the 56-Year Mission in Las Vegas https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html#nichelle 20:20 Other events at the convention - https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html 21:30 Recap Time! Star Trek: Enterprise S2E11 - "Precious Cargo" 21:50 Trip plays Harmonica? 22:41 Act I - "Three's Company. Or a crowd" 23:55 Torn Away 24:00 Slightly-Advanced Pakled 24:13 Unexpected Visitors 24:20 Not Polite to Stare 26:00 Couples Speak 27:00 Pulling Out 27:26 Inspired by The Next Generation "The Perfect Mate" 28:30 Did NOT imprint 30:20 Act II - "Who cares? I'm being held prisoner!" 31:40 Translator Charades 32:41 RIP THE DRESS! 33:10 You don't have to rip the dress! 34:00 Commando? 35:00 Can the Universal Translator Read? 35:40 You're sitting on my hand 35:55 Control Under Butt 36:20 Store him in the airlock! 36:45 Act III - "Hot and Swampy" 37:30 Where the animals at? 37:40 Putting Royalty In Their Place 39:00 Backwash 39:20 Trip? Not Contagious? 40:00 Super Man story 41:27 Act IV - "Let's Do It Like They Do It On..." 41:45 Get Wood! 42:46 Up in a tree. "Disguised" 43:11 Decoy 43:30 "That Look" 44:15 SHE kissed HIM!!! 46:30 Trying to be dirty 46:46 Even the writer admits it's crap! 47:30 You learn as you go 49:55 Mixing Trip with Royalty 50:30 T'Pol Role Playing 50:40 Did you just fuck another alien? 50:50 OH THAT scene! 51:10 Archer set that up 51:15 Any Rituals to prepare before you DIE?! 53:00 Bad Breath? 53:30 Logic Holes 54:50 Have you seen For All Mankind? 56:40 How about Sandman? 57:40 How about our Patreon! ;) 59:30 Loop the Loop! 59:55 Next Week: LOWER DECKS!!!!!! Thanks for listening! Get some MERCH - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: https://instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: https://facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrek #Enterprise Explicit