Fast & Furious Warp 5

Published: June 21, 2021, 5:15 a.m.

The Enterprise gets to play space Uber to a Vulcan ambassador, but the Mazarites have plans to play Fast and the Furious Warp 5. Phlox gets our award for best actor. And, T'Pol thinks the humans are getting sloppy and need to relieve tension at a little pleasure planet called: Risa -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Welcome to Episode 76 01:00 "Vacation" 01:50 Boning Up (no kids) 02:50 Engineer Bones 03:20 I don't remember that 03:45 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 04:00 https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG/status/1406280796021854212?s=20 05:04 Today's Nudes 05:30 News: Lisa Banes has passed from injuries sustained from a Hit and Run accident 06:30 Happy Captain Picard Day! 07:45 News: New Star Trek: Picard Season 2 Trailer 08:15 Q! 08:30 SEVEN! 10:30 Prepare the Cosplay! 11:00 Oh yeah! SPOILERS! 11:20 That's LA! 12:00 News: Twitter - New Picard Poster https://twitter.com/TrekCore/status/1405239924576735241?s=20 12:30 One ring to rule them all 12:50 News: Voyager documentary shooting in LA 13:20 News: Star Trek: Prodigy pics https://twitter.com/TrekMovie/status/1404480403407265797?s=20 15:00 The pipeline 15:27 Jett Reno will not die! 15:50 News: Star Trek: Fleet Command Update - https://scopely.com/game/star-trek-fleet-command/ 17:30 Playing the stranger 18:00 News: Strange New Worlds shooting episode 8 19:40 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Fallen Hero" 19:50 Teaser - "Pahrump of the Stars" 20:29 Relieve Tension 20:50 Risa = Las Vegas 21:15 Enlightened Future People 21:30 Have you fucked lately? 22:30 How many times a year? 24:10 Where no Heather has gone before 25:00 Act I - "Uber in Space" 26:20 Mis-trusting Smile 27:00 Tossing the Vulcan 27:15 Cutting a bad stinky fart - T'Pol vs V'lar 29:00 Hey, what's up Bitches!? 29:40 Gross Intentions 30:00 Elder Vulcans 31:08 Meeting your heros 31:38 Space Uber 32:00 I'm just a starship captain 32:30 Jamming some Frequencies 32:42 Act II - "Gossip Girls" 33:50 Can't fire phasers at warp? 34:00 T'Pol Shocked! 35:00 Archer and T'Pol 35:20 Magic Word: Please 35:44 Archer's closeup...Petting his wiener? 37:15 Danger Close Vulcan Violence 38:30 Who pee'd on what? 38:58 Vulcan Showers 39:12 Tucker, Reed, and Reed's Load 39:39 12 Fingers, one hand 40:20 Holodeck Duty 40:48 Talking with Hoshi 41:20 Ice T 42:14 Act III - "Fast Cars" 43:00 The Fast and the Furious 43:30 A Warp Five Ship 45:42 BBQ in Engineering 46:30 3 on 1 47:00 That thing got a Hemi? 47:30 Car Talk - DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!! 49:00 RuPaul Drag Race Starships 49:30 Act IV - "Bait and Switch" 50:50 Leaving you guessing 51:14 Phlox = GREAT ACTOR! 51:44 Nano-cells and Nacelles 52:25 Vulcan Calvary 53:30 Vulcan Combat Cruiser 54:30 Oh, hi boys! 55:27 I have the perfect screensaver for this 57:27 Act V - "End of a Vacation" 57:50 Archer and T'Pol - Closer 59:10 Act Name Theme Trivia Challenge! 1:00:00 Heather's Rating 1:02:00 Place to get rubbed 1:03:00 Batman going down 1:03:25 https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1404743230533537796?s=20 1:04:33 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Desert Crossing" 1:07:00 Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit