Dude, Where's My Shuttle?

Published: Jan. 25, 2021, 8:48 p.m.

Is Captain Archer making a log, or just talking to his dog? Is T'Pol a gas giant? Is it harassment when a Suliban kisses you, or is that just a test? Will you double your pleasure with double phasers? Why shouldn't you let the engineer drive? And don't even get us started on Klingon continuity? And I swear I parked the shuttle-pod right over here! Special Guest - Rocky's little Sister, Patty! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 55 00:35 Tribble Bikini 01:16 Best Flatulation 01:40 Thanks Section 31! 01:48 No Kids! 02:05 Gorn eat your toes 02:43 Old white guy? 03:30 Photo-bombed by that same guy 04:20 Did you introduce yourself? 04:45 Hat trick 05:00 Correction Bow Potato 05:40 Freaky Deeky 06:00 Special shoutout 06:50 I like Tribbles, Cats, Dogs, and Sword fighting 07:25 What's in the envelope? 08:00 RIP Mira Furlon 08:30 Feel the Bernie - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/meme-me-up-bernie/berniebeams-out-of-a-jeffries-tube-2202/28 09:15 Janeway's autobiography in audiobook form, voiced by Kate Mulgrew! 09:55 RIP Larry King 11:00 Bio Trekkie's good stuff - BioTrekkie Explains! on YouTube - https://youtu.be/9Gb1EJ4xAOY 12:30 Molly on a stick 14:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E1 - "Broken Bow Part 2" 14:50 It's like I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka 16:00 Lie Detecting or assault? 17:10 Suliban Perspective on Genetic Engineering 18:44 Taste for green blood 19:11 Riding in Elevators? Need some handrails! 20:50 Stratosphere Stories 23:40 Spies Like Us? 24:10 Bonding on the roof 24:40 Hoping for a blowjob 25:05 We parked where? 25:25 Shuttlepod Comedy 26:00 T'Pol takes over 26:48 Dual Fisting Phasers 27:15 Phaser Shootin' Skills 27:50 Lazer Tag flashbacks = Fuck those kids 29:00 Star Trek Escape Room? 29:50 Trust The Wind...T'Pol? 30:40 A Gas Giant 30:50 Act V: "After Dark" 31:30 Soft Core Decontamination 32:40 They got the dialog in 33:15 Shooting it wasn't that sexy 33:50 Eel'll take care of you 34:30 Casting by Six-Pack 35:00 T'Pol actually listened 35:37 Archer's Log 36:00 Vulcan on your side 36:40 Gas Giant # 7 37:38 Act VI: "Enemy Territory" 38:04 It's like "Run Silent, Run Deep" 38:28 Bastard Balls 38:46 Transporter Hesitations 39:00 Lost Technologies - Seatbelts? 40:17 Never let Trip pilot 42:25 The Space Stacks 42:46 Hmmm. Stun seems to work 43:10 Klaang would not STFU 43:40 Don't sneak up behind a Klingon 44:25 Melty Lizard People 44:45 Can we get any tighter? 45:20 That was an acid trip 45:50 Act VII: "Mission Accomplished" 46:58 Klaang Klaang Klaang went the Trolly 47:20 Strobe lights and Timey Wimely Wibbly Wobbly 48:58 There's a temporal thing going on...But not in his log 50:00 Is it a Vulcan coverup? 51:30 DNA Uses 52:49 They don't have USB sticks, they've got blood 53:20 We're all made of stardust\ 54:15 Klingon Continuity 56:00 Once you go green...? 56:26 Beaming Archer 57:06 Inside Out and Exploded! 57:30 Special effects 58:30 Computer screens 1:00:00 Industrial 1:00:49 Who has grappling hooks nowadays? 1:02:45 Trademark that Tribble Bikini 1:03:50 Black Holes and Rims 1:06:05 Insert Shot of Bernie Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit