DOTs with Dildos

Published: Nov. 8, 2021, 6:49 a.m.

The fresh new cadets take the Protostar for a spin, right into a binary system where the gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant...Surely Hologram Janeway won't let that happen? Well, she just might, and, don't call me Shirley. And, we might encounter a time warp...It's just a jump to a left. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 96 00:30 Your mother was a toaster! 01:00 The Cylon Fan Club? 01:40 Attachments 02:15 Pakleds Blocked! 02:50 Thank you Patreons! Become a member! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 02:57 NO KIDS! 03:50 It's Alive! 04:07 It's Dead! 04:11 It's Alive Again! 04:23 Star Trek: Prodigy Episode 1&2 both on YouTube: https://youtu.be/T4nTcYIEDL8 04:47 The Center Seat premiers on History Channel 05:20 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds planning Season 2 https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/report-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-planning-production-for-season-2/ 05:30 Dildo Drink 06:20 All the Star Trek Movies!!! https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/all-13-star-trek-movies-available-on-paramount-for-the-first-time/ 07:46 Animated Star Trek Movie to come? https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/28/new-paramount-chief-confirms-planning-for-multiple-star-trek-films-including-animated-movie/ 08:30 You may get a virtual red carpet email? 09:10 Never fake addresses? 10:00 Mail, without Honor 10:15 DOT Dildo 11:55 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E3 - "Starstruck" 12:05 Teaser - "Black Hole" 12:10 Act I - "Stubborn Little Shit" 13:06 The opening sequence 13:20 Looks like Star Wars? Way Cooler, actually 14:00 Poppin' a Nacelle out your ass 14:20 Heather Rants! Most Decorated Captains 15:20 DOTs with Dildos 15:40 Don't Like Dal? You're not alone 16:25 Crew's got a lot of potential 16:48 Murf eats a planet 17:03 Big red dots vs X's 17:30 Rok-Tahk is COOOL 17:55 Hologram Janeway Throws Shade 18:30 People in charge Lie? 19:00 Janeway Helps the Kids 19:50 Zero says some great stuff 20:30 He lies all the time 21:20 Sexy, Sexy Starship 21:30 Starboard vs. Port 22:40 Act II - "I Told You So!" 23:10 Captain's Quarters 23:44 Rok-Tahk's Food 24:15 Come to Poggy! 24:30 That looks like Poop 25:00 Gwyn is Patient 25:15 Vehicle Replicator 26:26 Rok-Tahk can fight 26:50 I Got Two Warp Cores and a Microphone 27:33 Gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant 27:45 What a Rare and Exciting Way to Meet Our Doom! 28:16 Only Guilty of Getting Caught 28:58 Pretty damn empathetic for a 9-foot rock 29:20 Warping within a Gravity Well 30:30 Fresh Replicated Time Warp Rum 32:00 Act III - "Rock Bottom" 33:05 You better have Janeway turn on the AC! 33:20 I'm gonna need help 34:50 Murf is eating a chair 35:18 Janeway's Coffee! 35:50 Gwyn 36:40 There's a Lesson 37:37 Mr. Rogers In Space 38:00 Mission: Be Better 38:42 Caitian Appearance 38:50 That Ship was The BOMB 39:10 Did the colony cloak too? 39:54 Somebody sent us up the bomb 40:30 Dal's been thru some things 42:05 Walking Hormone Factories 42:40 All good characters 42:56 Jankom Pog 43:10 2-letter vs 7-letter answers 44:00 Sparkly Stuff 44:45 Rating Time 47:45 Some other upcoming guest stars 48:15 A gateway drug for young kids to love Star Trek 48:45 What is the Uni-Boob? 50:10 Special Guest next week - Patreon Members already know! Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit