Don't Touch Your Face!

Published: March 23, 2020, 1:56 a.m.

This week, it's an unexpected Borg cube, is there something in your eye? And...Did somebody say Seat belts? We're seeking comments...Are you sure? - Anyway...go to Starfleetunderground.com and hit the Contact Us button. -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Fred Buetler Warning! Spoilers for Star Trek: Picard S01-E09 1:15 Ankle biters 2:20 Processing Data 3:13 Pop Tarts 3:56 News - 3:59 Florida was cancelled 4:10 Earth was cancelled 4:20 Borg Invasion was cancelled 5:10 Bidet's and Zero G 6:10 Heather's background noise and...Android Use 7:20 Cerebral Episode - Star Trek: Picard...Now in Latin 8:18 You've got Paradise in my Death! You've got Death in my Paradise! 8:46 Agnes the flight companion and Trans-warp Conduit 10:18 Seat belts?! What? 12:00 That's Unexpected...Oh honey, that Borg Cube is way too big for you. Flower Power! 13:17 Borg Cube will fly again...But, sand gets everywhere! Nerd Fight! 14:00 Spiner Returns...Looks just like that Android guy. 15:40 Thanks for coming everybody! 16:20 Aging 16:50 Picard: oh, by the way... 17:09 Where did Soji put that phaser? 17:30 Elnor - gotta love that kid. 18:00 Hey Locutis! 18:42 The meaning of the show open. 20:00 The power of goodbyes. 21:06 Saving the Galaxy: Seven Spin-off? 21:54 Lots of Twinsies 22:27 Synthetic Tans and clothing styles 23:53 Green Eyes 24:20 Don't touch your face! 25:12 Androids, Mind-Melding, and advanced massage technique. 26:07 Perfect Logic vs Organics 26:38 Sterilizing and Perfection 27:48 Both sides of the problem 28:54 Admonition Perception...Did somebody miss a comma? Universal Translator working? 30:48 Saga had an eye problem. 33:14 Star Wars moment? I love you. I know... 34:11 Classic Picard Speech. Spoiled by Soong. 34:46 "Soongian Stuff" 36:27 Raffi and Picard - I love you. 37:40 Soji - Taking life to save life? 38:28 Agnes - Willing to do die for her children? 39:07 Now seeking coffee sponsorships. But not cotton candy coffee. 40:08 Not seeking Almond Milk...Because...Nut juice. 40:47 Almost done, how about Season 2? 41:51 Looking for you questions, comments, feedback - thecollected@starfleetunderground.com 42:48 Chipmunks? 43:38 Johnathan Frakes at half-speed 44:30 Heather's livestreams all this week at Vegas-Aces on YouTube. youtube.com/user/TheVegasAces and on twitter: @vegas_aces 47:43 Reviews on Treknews.net - Master of social distancing 48:33 The possibility of Elnor and Spot II. Fingering what? 49:27 DailyStarTrekNews.com - Alison Pitt 49:56 Don't open the box! 50:33 Water vs Butane Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground