Our Captain and Number One report live from an away mission at San Diego Comicon. And we watch an Enterprise episode where Archer and T'Pol play cops and have to go apprehend a suspect for the Vulcans. Back on the ship, Trip gets to play captain and make all the hard decisions. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 133 00:30 Impersonating the Captain 01:30 I am the Captain now. 01:55 Pipin' it 02:20 NO KIDS 02:50 Section 31 always knows 03:15 Thank You Patreons! 03:40 Schrodinger's Listeners 04:24 Secret Away Mission...At #SDCC 04:40 Twitter Account close to 4K 05:30 Shatner said what?! 06:55 Hardest Fans to Please https://nypost.com/2022/07/20/star-trek-actor-simon-pegg-slams-star-wars-fans-as-toxic/ 07:30 New Comic Book Series with Sisko https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/21/benjamin-sisko-to-return-in-new-ongoing-star-trek-multiverse-comic-adventure-from-idw/ 08:15 Rolling in the Grave https://www.ign.com/articles/william-shatner-goes-off-on-star-trek-gene-roddenberry-would-be-turning-in-his-grave 11:15 Ortegas is realistic! https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/20/melissa-navia-on-not-labeling-ortegas-and-getting-an-episode-in-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-2/ 13:40 Strange New Worlds Season 2 wrapped 15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E7 - "The Seventh" 15:09 Teaser - "Waste of a Good Romance Novel" 15:15 Menos - The Freshmaker? 15:50 Trashy Vulcan Romance Novel 17:41 "Edging" 17:58 If it went above your head... https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/edging-orgasm-control 18:00 Act I - "Jelly Much?" 18:40 Archer-T'Pol Relationship Improves, Eventually 19:40 Secret Vulcan Stuff 20:10 Banging His Ball 21:11 Referencing TNG S6E19 - "Lessons" 21:50 T'Pol Blocks the Screen 22:44 It's a Secret 24:00 I need someone I can Trust 25:02 Act II - "Hurry Up and Wait" 26:10 Trip's in Charge! Awesome! 26:30 Trip's Diarrhea Dilemma 27:00 I'll Get Back To You 27:45 Dessert? Chocolate Pudding! 28:14 Get Your Lies Right 29:30 Acid Feet 30:50 Acidic Landing Platform 31:34 No band at the bar? 32:15 Have we mentioned the Patreon? https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 32:20 Bar Hi-Jinks 33:00 Don't feet where I eat! 33:30 Presumed Guilty 34:53 Act III - "Cosplaying As Your Boss" 36:00 Vulcan Scoreboard 36:30 Nab The Suspect Noobs 38:00 T'Pol: Cold-Hearted Killer 39:00 Is this Star Trek? 39:20 Why not Reed? 41:20 Emotional Vulcan 43:00 Act IV - "The Three Stooges, and Travis" 43:18 Behind the Hologram Door 45:00 Cut Her Some Slack, Archer 45:30 Thank God for The Orville! 46:00 Copy Pasted Cop Drama 46:45 Sometimes you get some Stinkers 47:00 Dude was actually guilty 48:15 Why Didn't He Just Shoot? 48:50 This Episode Was Badly Written! Thanks for listening! Get some SWAG - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: https://instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: https://facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrek #Enterprise Explicit