COVID-3000

Published: April 27, 2020, 6:04 a.m.

This week we're re-discovering Discovery - with a short trek, Saru says "Hello World!" and then Starfleet abducts his ass, why is it that Vulcans don't want to shake your hand? Tilly is drunk with power, Captain Pike takes over the ship, somebody sneezes, and you don't have to wear a red shirt to get what's coming to you. -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Warning! Spoilers for Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek Discovery S2-E1 "Brother", and Short Treks S1-E3 "The Brightest Star" :40 Where the Tribbles never go hungry 1:30 Tribbles, Cheetos, and the engine room 2:15 News - Jonathan Frakes talking about Discovery Season 3. (tonal shift in a good way!) 4:45 Lambda Quadrant Holo-Con April 26th and May 2nd www.twitch.tv/lambdaquadrant 7:11 What it's like on a Starfleet Ship - Virtual, baby! And hospitality! 8:11 That bird thing takes a liking to Nathan 9:11 Brought to you by Section 31! They have Fred 9:45 Rocky's never been with 31? Or has he... 10:20 - It wasn't about the singing 10:48 Comments from Ryan - Picard no longer Picard? 12:40 Regeneration? What if...Locutus? 14:20 Androids and souls? What about when you beam down? 14:55 Borg...Are they slaves? Your choice is irrelevant. 17:20 Seven's outlaw life. Is she an alcoholic? 19:12 Raffi is a functioning alcoholic 20:00 Synths in pairs, but Picard's a one-off? 21:30 Patrick Stewart on the Picard Podcast and the future of Season 2 23:17 The Brightest Star 23:37 Don't stare at the bird! 24:20 Saru says Hello! Bravely 26:47 Doug Jones is phenomenal in everything...What was that movie he was in? Oh, the fish person porn. 29:00 Hope in the stars 30:10 Discovery Season 2, Episode on...Who's this science asshole? 30:40 It's Covid-3000! 32:00 Vulcans don't like to shake hands 32:40 Adoption is not weird. 33:25 The Quarantine special - Tweak the transporter bio-filters. 34:18 Damn bird! 34:30 Stamets crying like a baby tribble in a kill-zone! 35:20 Tilly is drunk with power! 35:50 How did Saru read that NCC number? 36:30 That pinball launch 37:00 One hell of sequence 37:30 Catching the karma bus - It doesn't matter what color shirt you wear 38:38 Jett Reno - frickin' awesome 40:17 Captain Pike brings the crew together 41:00 Romulan Ale, Dancing, and Tribbles 42:00 Little red tribbles...with teeth 42:25 The power of math 43:00 Objects appear smaller? As long as it fit. 43:30 Non-sexual ejaculations 44:05 Are personal logs really personal? 45:00 What did Heather do 5 days ago? 45:48 Pike and the fortune 46:34 Serving under Pike 48:00 The female perspective 48:57 Example of an officer with a bad Captain Kirk complex 52:00 Stories of Barclay 52:40 That bird really like our Captain...Bird is the word 54:47 Upcoming Star Trek Homework - Discovery Season 2, Episode 2 Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground