But I Could Get Hard

Published: Oct. 12, 2020, 5:33 a.m.

We watched the Star Trek Lower Decks Season One Finale! Boimler butt dials, Mariner has useful contraband, Tendi befriends an Exocomp, and Rutherford gets dialed in, just in time to be a hero. And if you thought that was heroic, wait 'till you hear what happens to Shaxs! -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:00 Can you believe we've done 40 of these things? 01:00 Tribble in a panel 01:30 Bitch, you know my name 02:00 Personal Use 02:30 Skirting the issue. 03:00 Tribbles like to have fun 03:20 Rocky's shore leave 04:00 The O'Brien Award! 05:00 Some kind of good ride 05:40 Brought to you by Section 31 06:15 News: NY Comicon - Janeway to be on Star Trek: Prodigy 07:10 You should see Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins because Kate Mulgrew 08:30 News: Star Trek thru 2027... 09:00 News: Kurtzman quotes...Star Trek is a box of Crayons? 10:00 Rainbows Rock! Eat the crayons! 10:40 Opening to Discovery Season 3 Episode 01 is out 11:00 Somebody gets a sneak peek 12:00 Next level cooler: Holly Amos 12:48 Season Finale Recap 13:00 Tease: Boim Boim can't keep a secret 13:30 Who plugged Landru back in? 15:00 TOS: Those Old Scientists? 15:50 What a Butt Dial! 17:00 Act I: The Distress Call 18:00 The plastic was still on the screens 18:30 Cali Class 19:30 The bug smear 20:40 The Exocomp 21:00 Backstory of the Exocomp (TNG - "The Quality of Life") 22:10 Be Hard 23:40 In front of her mom! 23:50 Rutherford's Sexy mode (and more!) 24:50 Tendi nailed cowboy really fast 25:00 Peanut Hamper's hampered? 25:25 Coital Hooks 26:00 Get Phased! Wolf 359 was an inside job! 26:25 Hand pies 27:00 One time in exocomp camp... 27:30 Getting attached 28:00 Stuck between a Rock and a Kiss-Ass place 28:30 Working out...Something 29:08 Act II: Badgey's Back! 30:30 Pakleds are like the Analog Borg 31:30 Pakleds are from TNG - "The Samaritan Snare" 32:30 First Contact Day Salmon 33:00 Contraband - The Helmet! 33:30 Weapon Choice 34:00 Kirk Fu returns 34:30 Shaxs is so Badass 34:45 EAT THIS! 35:00 Exocomps have a mind of their own 35:30 Badgey: Always monitoring Comms 36:00 Badgey has a grudge 36:30 Shaxs - Papa Bear 37:15 Going out like a Klingon 37:30 We have you know, Enterprise! 38:00 Act III: Surprise! 39:00 Titan to the Rescue 39:30 Holy Fuckballs!!! 39:50 Oh no! It's another Enterprise! Make us go!!!! 40:14 Frakes gets around in the Star Trek universe 41:00 Romulan Ale Supplies? 41:30 Elevator? 41:45 Long road, getting from there to here... 42:15 All that jazz 42:30 He warped out in style 43:00 Little Risa 43:15 Ransom and Betazoids 43:40 Security....Insecurity 44:00 Just turn you blue-ish 44:58 Boimler's new quarters 45:15 Calling back Tasha Yar 45:45 Who's Jen? 46:00 Boimler in season 2? 46:30 The Boys 47:15 Another Tasha Yar Call back - Shaxs 48:15 Grandfather Bing 48:30 Bathing in the Blood 49:00 Shaxs got his fight 49:30 Rutherford and Tendi reset 50:10 Cha'Dich 50:30 Joanie and Cha'Dich 51:30 Nerd Boner - Discovery Season 3 is next week! 52:00 Spoilers? No Spoilers? No, Gimmie Spoilers! 52:30 Starfleet Underground's new ship! 54:00 It's better to have a captain on your side, than up your ass 55:00 Next week! Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit