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This week: Red eyes are evil, brother and sister combos are dangerous to 3D chess, can Saturday morning cartoons make your Dot a baby's daddy? How did airlocks get to suck so fast? Somebody starts talking about Star Trek III. And we don't write any of our scripts - Especially not this opening tease. -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:00 Opening Tease - the only part actually written 01:06 Alien scrambled eggs may multiply, have baby eggs, and hang out with Tribbles 01:30 Tribbles and Eggs 02:00 Throw those eggs and tribbles out the airlock! 02:30 I do not like green tribbles and ham. 03:15 The Captain likes...balls. 03:55 Who writes your script? Na it's just BS. 04:45 Trek panels on Comicon at Home 05:15 Star Trek: Picard Emmy push 05:40 She wasn't wearing a uniform 06:00 Also, she's special! 06:30 (the short yellow shuttle) 06:45 James McAvoy on YouTube "Star Force" Star Trek Parodies 07:30 Darmok and Memes 08:15 GIF or Jiff 09:14 Short Treks: Ephraim and Dot 09:30 Saturday Morning Cartoons! 10:00 It had more Easter Eggs than the Holiday 11:00 Started like an old educational film 11:30 Totally Looney! And the music! 12:00 Dot became a surrogate father - Shit! 12:30 Ring ring! 13:00 Good vibrations - Call me ;-) 13:30 Scary and Adorable 14:00 There's no fire in space! 14:15 Star Trek III - not a bad film 14:30 Christopher Lloyd was Klingon 14:45 Fred's Tribbles 15:00 I have had enough of you!!! 15:15 Kirstie Alley vs Robin Curtis as Saavik 15:45 - I can't believe we didn't talk about that Pon Farr moment - Actual Vulcan sexy time, and we SAID NOTHING!!! 16:00 The name of that Klingon 16:45 Project Daedalus 17:30 Airiam was doggin' them! 17:45 Tilly was following orders 18:00 Airiam's crew relationships - She's so fucking cool! 19:14 I'm not a robot! 19:30 Good security - Karen the right way! 20:25 Lie Detecting a Vulcan - Good luck with that! 21:00 Deep Fake!!! It's how we got Holograms? 21:40 Bro/Sis fights - Some of that hurt my feelings!! 22:15 Driving your brother crazy 23:20 Girl was downloading, but not the angry butt plug with tentacles 24:15 She got spaced 24:45 Janet Jackson was HAL? 25:30 You're the best! 26:00 They all got the co-ordinates at the same time? 27:30 AI: It always comes down to the Red Eyes - RUN! 28:30 Can you hear the beat? 29:19 Burnham's Savior Complex 29:45 Spock's right - Burnham had to even go back in time to save everyone! 30:30 Talking to your equipment 31:00 Spock's many talents - We take everything to the bedroom 31:30 Culber and Stamets 32:30 Looking forward to that come-back-to-life make-up sex 33:12 The Airlock - solves all your problems 35:00 Kinky Scientists made the Airlock a quicker suck 35:30 Aren't you dead yet? 36:00 It's not the cold that gets you... 36:30 Hold your breath? 37:00 None of this sounds sexy at all. 38:00 The ending of this episode 39:00 The shock of the moment. 39:00 Wrong side of the door, and you can't do anything, but watch. 40:00 Star Wars? 40:30 Helplessness 41:00 Coming Home 41:30 Floating Frozen Blood 42:00 Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!!!!!!!!! 43:00 Isn't that at-mo cold? 43:50 SIRI turns into HAL - the evils of AI 44:30 I didn't want that brand! Dammit AI!!! 45:00 No shorts? Perhaps a robe? 45:30 Oh - you mean the Star Trek Shorts! 45:50 Star Trek Homework: Children of Mars and The Red Angel 46:45 What the Jawa said. 47:30 A Butt Plug (with Tentacles) walks down the hallway Thanks for listening! Send comments! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16