Stardate 4th September 2011... In which Kris Heys has to flee the Studio when 'Mega Spider' attacks LIVE on air, searches for meaning in the ’Crab on a Wheelie Bin’, and finally confesses his true feelings towards the Action Genre. Mike Royce ponders the sexual legality of Bart Simpson and Pete Townshend, takes a House Call from an insane vampire Dealer, explains Simian beans on toast, and really misses his Kryptonite. Darth says ‘Nooo’ again, Ewoks start blinking, Jabba has REALLY big doors, and Paul Mount guest hosts as Fright Night brings out an Inner Porn Star... (Womb Of Dracula ©2011 Kris Heys) [DEDICATED To Ace Reilly] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.