Neurophilosophers Pete Mandik and Richard Brown wax futurological on whether the post-human future will be populated by Kantian superheroes or Sartrean sociopaths. Other questions addressed include: Is your brain a douchebag? Are \u201cuplifted" monkeys happy monkeys or sad monkeys? Is it OK to torture sims? And if so, what\u2019s the best way to do it? Musical interludes provided by the New York Consciousness Collective and Quiet Karate Reflex.