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Not that you would, but you could shut up co-presenters Malcolm Owen and William Gallagher by just clicking cancel or maybe a close box, perhaps choosing Quit or any other way you've got of stopping your podcast app playing. It has always been thus, it will always remain this so long as the stars are in the heavens and you are in control of your own computer. Except now. Microsoft is so hell-bent on making you upgrade to Windows 10 that it has broken several decades worth of ingrained muscle memory for you. That thing you do, you can't. That thing you want to do, tough.