Published: Sept. 16, 2016, 4 p.m.

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It\'s all fundings, divestitures, and acquisitions this week. Hashicorp gets some cash, HPE sells off it\'s software group to Micro Focus, and Google buys Apigee...plus Twitter acquisition rumors. Plus sentient carpets.

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Listen above, subscribe to the feed (or iTunes), or download the MP3 directly.

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With Brandon Whichard, Matt Ray, and Coté.

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Show Notes

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Twitter going to sell:

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• The rumors
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• \\u201cI still think Alphabet makes for the most logical acquirer of Twitter\\u201d
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• Dark Horse: Apple.
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• Really Dark Horse: IBM.
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This Week in Tech PE: HPE Spins off Software

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• They got divested
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• \\u201cHPE will be retaining tools that support the company\\u2019s cloud and infrastructure businesses but will be spinning off tools for application delivery management, big data, enterprise security, information management, governance and IT operations management.\\u201d
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• From what I know of HPE, this seems to be overlapping. I\\u2019d love a list of \\u201cstays vs. goes\\u201d
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• Q3 2017, and you thought Dell/EMC was slow
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• Where does this leave HP? Will they acquire more SW or stay a \\u201csystems\\u201d company.
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• It makes you realize how \\u201csmall\\u201d their SW group was.
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• Cot\\xe9\\u2019s notebook on this topic.
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• Also, Thoma Bravo says it gets, like, 20-45% returns on assets it takes private.
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Mid-roll

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• Check out cote.io/promos for more - free books, free cloud time, etc.
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• Lead-gen free webinar with an actual, real customer talking about cloud and Pivotal Cloud Foundry. An analyst and Cot\\xe9 too.
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• Check out my Sep. column over on The Register, about ROI and shit for DevOps. I\\u2019m really desperate to answer this \\u201cquestion.\\u201d Put on some high-waders and check out the comments, leave some to go spice it up in that asylum.
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• For more DevOps awesomeness, join the Chef Community Summit, October 26th and 27th in Seattle, WA. This Open Space event provides a great opportunity to connect with the DevOps Community and Chef Engineers over two days of engaging sessions and hallway discussions. Bring your ideas, passion and excitement for Chef and DevOps to this highly interactive event.
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• Go to summit.chef.io to register for this awesome event and use the code PODCAST to get 10% off your ticket!
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Google buying Apigee. The whole API Economy thing.

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• They got bought!
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• More
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• Hear us talk about it on Pivotal Conversations: the gigantic strangler pattern! \\nMASHUPS FTW!
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Hashicorp Gets $24 million B-round

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• Vault Enterprise, Nomad Enterprise, Terraform Enterprise, Consul Enterprise
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• Cot\\xe9: what\\u2019s the deal with these folks? Are they a competitor to all us?
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Blogging is dead

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• Cot\\xe9 gets better views/reads in Medium than on his broke-dick blog. (Maybe about 80-100 RSS subscribers.)
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• This makes him sad and confused about what he should do.
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BONUS LINKS! Not covered in show

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A16Z Not Best of the Best?

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• Clickbait
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• \\u201cThought(sp?) it may fall short of some rivals, the company outperforms the average fund: Overall, its three funds have almost doubled their investment capital since inception.\\u201d
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What\\u2019s Cisco Up To?

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• Our favorite Halo Effect company
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• What\\u2019s up with \\u201csoftware defined networking\\u201d? I was talking with someone recently and they posited that it\\u2019s
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• \\u201cdead-as-in-over-cause-all-the-big-cos-won.\\u201d Plus NSX does a lot (1,700 customers), right?
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Short History of Open Source Forks

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• Lots of examples of successful open source forks
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• \\u201cOracle doesn\\u2019t seem to have a very good reputation with open source communities.\\u201d
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• OS X <- NeXT <- \\u201cselect parts of BSD\\u201d
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Thoughts on Nano Windows Server 2016

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• Is this the future of Windows (no Windows)?
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Moving from Docker to Rocket

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• Bumps in the road but rkt is staying \\u201csmaller\\u201d per last week\\u2019s conversation.
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Picks

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• Brandon: The Night Of.
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• Cot\\xe9: Complete Works of HP Lovecraft. Checks out. Also see the series of commentary from the two authors over on tor.com.
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• Matt: Silent music videos: Dancing In The Streets (And, the original). The Terror. They found the boat.
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