Published: May 26, 2023, 5:30 a.m.
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This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds\\u2026
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Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 416
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Runner-up Titles
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\\n- How big are your almonds?
\\n- It\\u2019s under consideration
\\n- The Olympics of Monitoring
\\n- Putting Hats on Cats
\\n- Stanley Nickels for Monitoring
\\n- The 3 Fines
\\n- It\\u2019s just crazy enough [that] it might work
\\n- I was told the test was log management
\\n- IDC is the thin balogna
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Rundown
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\\n- New Relic is getting bought so let\\u2019s overanalyze the APM MQ\\n\\n
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Relevant to your Interests
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Nonsense
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Conferences
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\\n- June 1st VMUG Belgium in Brussels , free.
\\n- June 7th State of Kubernetes overview, online.
\\n- June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online.
\\n- June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending.
\\n- June 27th to 30th FinOps X San Diego, attending.
\\n- August 8th Kubernetes Community Day Australia, attending.
\\n- August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas.
\\n- Explore EU CFP is open.
\\n- Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking.
\\n- Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking.
\\n- If you want your conference mentioned, let\\u2019s talk media sponsorships.
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SDT news & hype
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Recommendations
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\\n- Brandon: What\\u2019s new in Mimestream 1.0?
\\n- Matt: Have a picnic
\\n- Cot\\xe9: Hoodie and shorts for the spring; the \\u201cweb browsing\\u201d plugin in ChatGPT does not work well.
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Photo Credits
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