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Published: Feb. 10, 2023, 6:30 a.m.

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This week we discuss Cloud Earnings, ChatGPT Prompts and the OpenTelemetry controversy. Plus, thoughts on refrigerating eggs\\u2026

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Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 400

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• You don\\u2019t want to toy with food poisoning
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• Do you put all your eggs in one basket?
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• The answer to this and every question is ChatGPT
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• This is just Bing
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• Bullshit as a Service
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• It doesn\\u2019t matter if it\\u2019s right, it\\u2019s fine
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• Bad dog
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• The answer to every question is ChatGPT
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• Linux under the desktop
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Rundown

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• Why Does the U.S. Refrigerate Eggs When Much of the World Doesn\\u2019t?
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• Earnings and Outlook\\n\\n
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  • Cloud Giants Update
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  • Red Hat OpenShift making money
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  • Gartner: Overall IT Spend Has Slowed. But Software? That\\u2019s Still Growing.
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  • Cloud Earnings
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  • The Big Tech Rebound Is Underway
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  • Cloud leaders Amazon, Google and Microsoft show the once-booming market is cooling down
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  • The Four Horsemen of the Tech Recession
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  • Microsoft offers lackluster guidance, says new business growth slowed in December
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  • FY23 Q2 - Press Releases - Investor Relations - Microsoft
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  • The On-Premises Empire Strikes Back At AWS
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• A.I.\\n\\n
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  • OpenAI has hired an army of contractors to make basic coding obsolete
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  • Google has developed a music-making AI bot
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  • Why does ChatGPT constantly lie?
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  • Who will compete with ChatGPT? Meet the contenders
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  • OpenAI API
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  • Infrastructure-as-Code Generator
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  • Code-generating platform Magic challenges GitHub\'s Copilot with $23M in VC backing
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  • Microsoft to Invest $10 Billion in OpenAI, the Creator of ChatGPT
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  • Google Calls In Help From Larry Page and Sergey Brin for A.I. Fight
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• Claims Datadog asked developer to kill open source data tool
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• Everybody Gets Fired Eventually (The Cloudcast Podcast)
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• This FTX Slide has been nominated as Slide of the Year
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Relevant to your Interests

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• $NOW CEO Bill McDermott on 2023 IT Spend
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• Amazon to Wind Down Charity-Donation Program AmazonSmile
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• HPE and Oracle Solaris suit ends with hushed settlement
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• Cloud growth slowing as customers get a dose of cost reality
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• How We Learned to Be Lonely
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• Kevin Kelly: The Case for Optimism
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• Activist investor Elliott sets its sights on Salesforce
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• AWS expanding site of infamously flaky US-EAST-1 region
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• Amazon-Stripe partnership accelerates ecommerce and streamlines online payments
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• Undo \\u2014 Chartr: Data Storytelling
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• VMware 2023 Predictions: Platform Engineering Improves Developer Experience, Tech Layoffs Solve Enterprise Talent Gaps
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• LastPass owner GoTo says hackers stole customers\' backups
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• Subject: Focusing on our short- and long-term opportunity - The Official Microsoft Blog
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• Slack\'s second chance
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• Internal Developer Portal: What It Is and Why You Need One
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• Microsoft Outlook and Teams down for thousands around world
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• U.S. Accuses Google of Abusing Monopoly in Ad Technology
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• Microsoft set to face EU antitrust probe over video calls
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• Replacing a SQL analyst with 26 recursive GPT prompts | Patterns
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• Defying logic, Apple announces 2nd-gen HomePod for $299
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• ADS-B Exchange Sells Up, Contributors Unhappy
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• Confluent : Message to Confluent Employees from Jay Kreps - Form 8-K
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• FBI shuts down ransomware gang that targeted schools and hospitals
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• Reduce Kubernetes spend with these 10 Kubecost alternatives | TechTarget
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• The \\u2018Enshittification\\u2019 of TikTok
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• Why Corporate America Still Runs on Ancient Software That Breaks - Odd Lots
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• Why are so many tech companies laying people off right now?
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• Salesforce Announces Appointment of Three New Independent Directors
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• 1Password announces multiple improvements coming soon to its iOS app
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• Identity management platform Saviynt secures $205M in debt, appoints new CEO
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• Artifact
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• GitHub says hackers cloned code-signing certificates in breached repository
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• Introducing Hermes, An Open Source Document Management System
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• Introducing Helios, HashiCorp\\u2019s New Design System
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• Kubernetes is great, but it\\u2019s been a 7 year distraction
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• Former Ubiquiti dev pleads guilty to trying to extort his employer
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• Charted: Hardest hit in tech layoffs
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• Silicon Valley needs to stop laying off workers and start firing CEOs
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• Visa vs. AMEX
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• Musk\\u2019s Twitter Has Just 180,000 U.S. Subscribers, Two Months After Launch
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• Cot\\xe9 ponders IBM what-if in AI
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• Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won\\u2019t connect smart appliances
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• Broadcom\\u2019s VMware battle plan is to challenge hyperscalers
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• PagerDuty Layoffs Affect 7 Percent Of Workforce
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• Meta Pressures Average-Rated Employees to Up Their Game
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• Spotify to Shed 6% of Its Work Force in Latest Round of Tech Layoffs
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• The Job Market for Remote Workers Is Shrinking
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• Big Tech Is Really Bad at Firing People
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• Zoom layoffs impact 15% of staff
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• The Newer Geography of Jobs
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Nonsense

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• Missing radioactive capsule found in Australia
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• Boeing delivers its final 747 jet today, ending a run of more than 50 years
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• King Charles will not appear on new Australia $5 note
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• Donkey Kong cheating case rocked by photos of illicit joystick modification
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Conferences

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  • Cot\\xe9 and Matt arranging a live recording.
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