Published: July 3, 2020, noon
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Come with us as we solve life\\u2019s greatest mystery: lead-genless webinars. Cot\\xe9 also gives his 10 day in review of Hey email. Also, theories on grilling hamburgers.
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Mood board:
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\\n- They got money, kicking out the Nazis
\\n- Have you tried saying it louder?
\\n- It came out fine.
\\n- The burger meat here is like a bunch of little worms.
\\n- Long form commercials.
\\n- Webinar as conference.
\\n- Sitting in a Zoom.
\\n- People don\\u2019t want to show up and consensually watch a YouTube video.
\\n- The Wine Bottle Leads.
\\n- The Minecraft Yellers.
\\n- The pink slurry of enterprise software content.
\\n- There\\u2019s nothing at the bottom of their funnel.
\\n- I know all those things, I just don\\u2019t like them.
\\n- HigherGradeWebinars.biz
\\n- The conclusion of the plutes.
\\n- Today was the last day of school for the kids. Tomorrow, the nightmare begins.
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The Rundown
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Relevant to your interests
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Nonsense
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Conferences
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SDT news & hype
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Recommendations
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