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Published: Aug. 15, 2019, 9 p.m.

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We discuss WeWork vs. Regus, Cloudera, and tumblr. Plus, some clarifications on trans-dimensional bomb defusing.

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Mood board:

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• You talk about the Pacific Northwest, but have you thought about Florida?
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• I could be like the 35 year old Andy Rooney.
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• Hey Google, where are my keys?
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• We\\u2019re driving off hosts at this point
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• Herbalife.
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• Funny logs.
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• Was it real money?
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• It\\u2019s probably cheaper than severance.
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• I am not following any of it.
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• Where\\u2019s Tim Wu when you need him?
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• This is Tumblr all over again.
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• Nothing but insects please.
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• Oh Andy Rooney, save me!
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Buy Cot\\xe9\\u2019s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes.

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Relevant to your interests

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• Apple Card Review: The Credit Card of the Future Is No Card At All - Banking.
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• Matt Asay goes to AWS
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• Verizon to Sell Tumblr to WordPress.com Owner
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• Automattic\\u2019s bargain-bin Tumblr deal plugs right into the WordPress business model
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• Verizon agrees to sell Tumblr to owner of Wordpress
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• Activist investor Carl Icahn shakes up Cloudera
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• Kubernetes open sourced their security audit. What can we learn?
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• GitHub Actions now supports CI/CD, free for public repositories
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• Broadcom acquires Symantec\\u2019s enterprise security business for $10.7B
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• Broadcom\'s Strategy for its Symantec Deal Has a Lot in Common with its CA Deal
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• Uber\\u2019s no-good, terrible-rotten bad Q2 loses more than $5 billion
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• Cloud Computing without Containers
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• Spiceworks acquired.
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• Amazon announces general availability of AWS Lake Formation
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• Standardizing WASI: A system interface to run WebAssembly outside the web
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• Developers schetsen gitzwart beeld van Booking.com
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• Introducing Certificate Transparency Monitoring
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• The XY Problem - or (x)Y?
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• Snap announces Spectacles 3 with an updated design and a second HD camera
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• A cofounder of NPM, a startup that 11 million developers rely on, has resigned in the wake of a period of employee unrest
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• He tried to prank the DMV. Then his vanity license plate backfired big time.
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• Clever Vanity License Plate Backfires On Man, Winds Up With Tons Of Tickets
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• I Tried Hiding From Silicon Valley in a Pile of Privacy Gadgets
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• Microsoft culls Office 2019 from its Home Use Program
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• War and Peace (Book)
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Nonsense

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• Man dies after competing in California taco-eating contest
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• Real ad that a real restaurant in Mexico
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Conferences, et. al.

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• August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Cot\\xe9 giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from \\xa370 to \\xa356.13.
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• Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Cot\\xe9 at the Pivotal table, come get free shit.
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• Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cot\\xe9 (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you\\u2019re in EMEA.
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• Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th
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• Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th
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• December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, S\\xe3o Paulo Dec 11th and 12th.
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• December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney
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SDT news & hype

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• Join us in Slack.
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• Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers!
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• Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog.
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Recommendations

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• Brandon: Azlo and TransferWise.
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• Matt: Eluvium An Accidental Memory In the Case of Death
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• Cot\\xe9: Thunderspace app.
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Outro: \\u201cAndy Rooney MONTAGE.\\u201d

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