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Published: July 21, 2013, 10:15 p.m.

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\\n\\nSome so-called \'scientists\' tell us that podcasts and radio dramas are things that exist, but we here at Slash Report have yet to see any tangible proof. Station Management has released a memo indicating that we should all immediately disregard any being who claims to have heard a podcast or radio drama, and to instead dedicate ourselves to the maintenance of the Living Forest and the continuing battle against wheat, and wheat by-products. Welcome to Slash Report.\\n\\nCity council demands you download this episode immediately, and follow us on twitter for even more inanity during the week.'