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Katie and Bridget fly through the air via rocket as they re-watch the movie: Toy Story! It's an adorable little movie made for children all about toys coming to life... JK its really about toy DRAMA/toy TRAUMA and how your lives are in never-ending danger!!!!?!?! Come along as we meet Woody, the leader of the toy cult, who gets his #1 toy spot taken away by Buzz Lightyear, a toy who doesn't realize he's a toy and will go through an existential crisis before the movie's over! They face lots of different obstacles including: crazy neighbor kids who need to have their Amazon accounts shut down; hellbent dogs (much like our dogs Penny and Bear!); your cult turning against you; your owners moving without you; your owners overall just losing you; being strapped to a rocket; almost exploding in the air; almost being burned alive; there's also some potential cannibal toys too until there's not - you know what, just take our word for it that this movie is seriously TOY DRAMA AND TRAUMA! Released in 1995, it was Pixar's first movie ever!