American Pie

Published: Aug. 2, 2023, 9 a.m.

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Katie and Bridget each eat a pie LIKE A NORMAL PERSON as they re-watch: American Pie! It's a movie all about four best friends just looking to close out their high school careers in the best way possible... By getting laid, non-consensually filming women, and fucking pies! ...Seriously! But don't worry, there are some sex positive messages in here - believe it or not. Come along as we meet our main characters: Jim, a guy who really just needs some social skills (seriously, how'd he make it to senior year?); Oz, a lacrosse player who just needed the sunshineeeee; Kevin, a boyfriend who thank GOD found that sex book; and Finch, who may or may not be one of our cousins. Together they experience how stupid life can be when you're too obsessed with getting laid - seriously everyone really just needed a chill pill in this movie! Released in 1999, it stars a huge cast of characters including: Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy, Jennifer Coolidge, Alyson Hannigan, Shannon Elizabeth, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, and thank god she was here - Natasha Lyonne!

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