b"It's not Saturday, or night, or live, but it's just as good. Starring...\\n\\nWhat's This Shit?!?!?! - Drawbridge opening. Motorcyclist falls. Dude at an ATM.\\n\\nPhone a Friend w/ Lisa: Disturbing Behavior (1998)\\n\\nHosted by your own personal cinematic Tarantino & Brewster McCloud!\\nMusic by Splash '96\\nRecorded & Edited by Boutwell Studios"