Wet & Slippery
Boy Butter Personal Lubricant
Dear Santa,
This
year has truly been a year of self-exploration. And by this I mean
masturbation. Lots and lots of masturbation. Really...a lot of it. I
mean at least two times a day on work days. So, it is with this in mind
that I ask you for my Holiday Buyer's Guide Pick-of-the-Year: Boy
Butter Personal Lubricant.
Now Santa, I understand you're probably
thinking - that Gay Rick is such a f$%&#*g sell-out; Boy Butter is
his freakin' sponsor on the Sex is Fun podcast. But Santa, everyone
knows my favorite anal sex lubes; this is my masturbation lube. I want
to use this to pull one out before watching Matt Lauer on the Today Show
and to squirt on the wall behind me after Chelsea Lately.
This stuff stays slick when I'm choking
the chicken. As you probably [creepily] know, I like to jack off for an
hour at a time. Reapplication is rare. When I'm getting a hand job, I
hate it when my partner needs to stop in order to reapply lube. In
order to change the world, I want you to give this to every masturbating
man out there. If I were Oprah, I'd give a bottle of this to the 300
screaming soccer moms in my studio audience so they could give
world-class stroke jobs.
You're probably wondering if this stuff
is going to be safe with my sex toys. You know what, Santa? Boy Butter
can be used with silicone, rubber and glass sex toys. All this stuff
will do is aid the process of cramming something up my ass!
This
coconut oil-based lubricant is blended with an organic silicone
ingredient that is often used in massage oils and hair conditioners. As
I'm sure you're aware, when I'm a decent boy, I use conditioners to
jack off my partners in the shower. If you were to bring me numerous
bottles of Boy Butter, I'd use that instead in order to give hand jobs
while lying in my bed post drunken-debauchery. Then I'd always be on
the Nice List.
As
you probably know from your stalker-like watching of the world's
population, most of the silicone lubes that I like stain my sheets. I'm
pretty sure you can find stains all over my bed from the activities
that put me on your Naughty List. If Rudolph were to buck-kick bottles
of Boy Butter down the chimney clogging the flume, my computer chair
would be stain-free. I would only need to throw down a hand-towel to
catch my jizz instead of the full-size, plush, jumbo-towel that protects
the chair from my lube and seed.
Post-coitus
my room reeks of sex - nasty, piggy, upside-down, face-in-the-pillow,
screaming-so-loud-the-neighbors-two-floors-up-can hear, toe-curling sex.
Let's be honest - jizz and butt-sex have some pretty obvious odors.
And to be even more honest, that's all I want to smell. Not some
glycerin-filled lube. Boy Butter is odorless which is why your pudgy,
little hands need to wrap up 30 bottles to put under my XXX-mas tree.
I
do indeed remember that this is an oil-based lubricant and should not
be used with latex condoms. As your fat-ass is probably also aware of, I
am a HIV educator. This stuff will wear down latex. It should only be
used for masturbation or if I'm having sex with a fluid-bonded partner.
So Santa, bring me some Boy Butter Personal Lubricant. If you're good, I may even give you a handy.
BFF,
Gay Rick
P.S. Please don't worry about me thinking about Mrs. Claus' cookies. I'm gay.
LELO Personal Moisturizer
LELO Personal Moisturizer is an
unscented, glycerin and paraben-free water- based lube. It is safe to
use with all of your favorite LELO toys. You can also use it condoms and
silicone toys.
LELO Personal Moisturizer comes in 75mL
(2.5 fl. oz.) and 150mL (5 oz.) sizes so you can even pack it in your
carry-on. The 75mL bottle comes with a convenient flip top for
single-handed use, and the 150mL bottle is equipped with a pump.
The consistency is fairly thin so be
aware when you pop the top so as not to use too much. A little bit goes a
long way with this! Have no fear if too much comes out of the bottle
and drips onto your sheets - it wonʼt leave a stain and will come right
out in the wash.
We have all used lube that is not
exactly delightful to the taste buds, but LELO Personal Moisturizer Is
surprisingly sweet - likely due to the Aspartame. Other ingredients
include Aloe Barbadensis leaf juice, Guarana extract, and Ginseng
extract. As I would expect from LELO, they fully disclose the
ingredients so you can be an informed consumer!
If you are looking to expand your LELO
collection beyond toys, then pick up a bottle of LELO Personal
Moisturizer and let the orgasms begin!
Tristan Taorminoʼs Rough Sex 2
I was extremely excited when Vivid
released Tristan Taorminoʼs Rough Sex DVD in 2009. Chock full of really
hot fantasies, Rough Sex was one of my favorite porn flicks last year.
You can imagine my excitement when I heard wind of Rough Sex 2! Rough
Sex 2 depicts six different fantasies and pushes farther into the realm
of BDSM.
Rough Sex 2 features some of the same
sexy stars as the first film, and introduces some new hotties to the
mix. Adrianna Nicole, Madison Young, Dylan Ryan, James Deen, Bobbi
Starr, and all the others offer up fantasies from food to pony play,
knives to strap-ons and gang bangs to spanking. There is something for
everyone!
Each scene begins with an interview of
all the actors involved so you hear a bit of background before you see
their scenes play out. In addition to the assurance that all the actors
are engaging in consensual sex, itʼs a really nice touch to get to know
the actors and hear about their desires before watching the super hot
sex!
If you are looking for some new things to fantasize about or try out in real life, Rough Sex 2 will give you plenty of ideas!
Reviewed by Coochie
Lelo Siri
Coochie's Review
The
SIRI is the newest exquisite vibrator from LELO. Following the style of
the MONA and INA, the SIRI offers a small yet incredibly powerful
vibrator perfect for those who are looking for something more compact.
The SIRI has six different modes to offer you just the right thing at
that crucial moment.
The small size guarantees a concentrated
vibration, for those who want direct stimulation. But donʼt be fooled
by its size - the SIRI packs a lot of power while measuring low on
decibels. You will feel the vibration in your hand, due to its small
size. If this bothers you I would steer you towards the MONA, IRIS,
ELISE, LIV, or GIGI that will put more distance between your hand and
the motor.
The SIRI is good for use with partners.
Its small footprint nestles well between bodies, though it is a little
bulkier than the NEA and LILY. It will also easily fit into luggage,
handbags, or glove compartments so you can take it anywhere you go. It
even comes with a carrying pouch. With its locking feature you will be
able to conserve battery power and avoid a mysterious buzzing sound at
an inopportune moment.
Unlike the rest of the LELO vibrators,
the SIRIʼs controls are on the top. This makes it impossible to access
them with oneʼs thumb and I found it a little difficult to change the
settings while in use. I was able to quickly orient myself with each of
the four buttons so as not to accidentally change the mode.
The SIRI is a great addition to the
newer line of LELO vibrators and will round out your collection nicely
so youʼre sure to have the right tool for the right orgasm!
Lorax's Review
The
SIRI is a small rechargeable vibe that fits in your hand. It is
slightly bigger than the the LELO NEA and LILY. It claims to be the most
powerful LELO vibe.
The SIRI is contoured to nestle between
your labia and focus the vibrations on your clitoris. I found the shape
of the SIRI did a very good job of focusing the vibrations to your
clitoris and keeping the rest of your labia from becoming numb.
The
SIRI is fully adjustable, with constant vibration and various pulsating
modes. I found the constant vibration modes to be the most useful. The
SIRI is also amazingly quite, you will be able to use it with another
person laying right next to you and they will not know.
The SIRI is larger than the NEA or LILY,
and therefore is a little awkward to use during intercourse. In
standard missionary position it got in the way and was uncomfortable to
keep between you and your partner. In doggie-style position it was
easier to hold in place and keep from being pressed into my pubic bone,
but the vibrations are focused to such a spot that you want to place it
lower on your labia, and it did get in the way of the penetration.
As with all LELO products the SIRI is
rechargeable and runs for four hours once charged. It comes in a black
case with a satin pouch, in red, purple, or pink.
Lelo's New Bondage Line
Intima Silk Blindfold
Tired
of the knots on you neckties coming undone? Intimidated by blindfolds
from your local kink store? Annoyed with the handkerchief slipping down
your partner's face while you're trying to surprise them with a
nipple-pinch? The LELO Intima Silk Blindfold may be just what you need.
This sensual, elegant silk blindfold
adds an element of intrigue and surprise to your sexual rendezvous. In
true LELO form, the Intima comes in enticing and rich colors - purple,
black and red. Never worry about buckles or snaps again! The 1.5"
(4.5cm) width Intima wraps around the head and keeps a snug fit with its
elastic adjuster on the back of the head. In all, the silk blindfold
fits heads just over 25" (64cm) around; make sure to measure your head
because the Intima can feel snug at first. Just like tight clothing, it
will loosen up with time the longer and more frequently it is worn.
The gentle silk is breathable, eliminating uncomfortable eye-sweat.
Pair the Intima Silk Blindfold with
other LELO accessories such as the Tantra Feather Teaser, the Boa
Pleasure Ties, or to really ramp it up, the Sensua Suede Whip. The
Intima provides the framework for new sexual experiences that will keep
your partner on their toes.
Review by Gay Rick
Tantra Feather Teaser
Review by Gay Rick
Lelo®,
purveyor of high-quality toys, has taken a dive into the world of
sensation play with this fun, new toy: the Tantra Feather Teaser. This
luxurious 8.5" erotic tool combines a polished metal and acrylic handle
with soft, down feathers that come in three, royal colors: black, red
and purple.
Put on a bowtie and a pair of briefs, or
some stilettos and an apron while your partner watches you gently dust
the insides of their thighs, along their ribs and around their nipples.
Add an element of control to the experience by blindfolding your
partner as you tease shivers of delight out of them. Take it a step
further by tying them to the bed while you elicit uncontrollable
laughter from deep within them by brushing the underside of their feet.
The
metal and acrylic handle has noticeable weight; add gentle impact-play
to your sex session. Tap the inside arches of your partners feet, the
insides of their thighs, their buttocks or any large muscle. The change
in sensation will keep your partner clueless as to what you'll do next.
This gift may seem small but with a
creative mind it provides enormous sensation. To add an element of
anticipation, give your partner a coupon promising an evening of sexual
delight and sensation overload. For $24 USD, the Lelo® Tantra Feather
Teaser is the gift that continues to surprise even after it is
unwrapped.
Review by Coochie
LELO
is expanding their line of products into the world of non-mechanical
luxurious accessories. If you are looking to tease your partnerʼs
nipples, tickle their inner thighs, or heat up their hind end the Sensua
Suede Whip is the right toy for you. Its attractive translucent acrylic
and metal handle fits comfortably in oneʼs hand, allowing accurate
control over the 8.5-inch falls.
The suede is very soft, so it makes for a
great toy for the novice user. For more advanced players it is a nice
addition to oneʼs collection, offering a nice warm up, sensory
experience, or learning tool. Swung hard enough there is a bit of a bite
to the Sensua Suede Whip, but due to the soft suede its effects are
relatively short-lived.
The LELO Sensua Suede Whip is also a
nice toy for use on those delicate body parts like breasts, thighs,
armpits, vulvas, and penises. Its short length will allow you to come
closer to your partner and make eye contact as you treat their body to
various sensations. Just be aware that it is suede and will be difficult
to clean if you are concerned with safer sex measures.
If
youʼre looking to add to your collection a versatile toy that travels
well and tantalizes all the senses, check out the LELO Sensua Suede
Whip.
Fun Factory Cobra Libre
BZZZZ...BZZZZ....BZZZ...BZZ...BZZZ
Is
that your cell phone, good sir? Oh my! That certainly is not your
cell phone! That's the newest toy from Fun Factory, the Cobra Libre and
it's resting on the head of your cock!
The
Cobra Libre is Fun Factory's latest product to enhance male
masturbation. It is 6" x 3" with a 2 ½" sleeve for penetration. The
plastic body is wrapped around a colorful, silicone sleeve. It is
sleek, easy to hold and comes in a variety of colors.
Typically, male masturbation toys are
either stroking devices or prostate stimulators; the Libre provides a
third option - two motors that vibrate independently, stimulating the
glans (head) of the penis. This new experience can help make a firm
erection steel-hard.
The sleeve is put
directly onto the head of the cock. The user then decides whether to
hold it still, use short thrusts, roll it around, or all of the above.
Some men may be able to ejaculate from the sensations. In order to
promote ejaculation, abstain from regular masturbation prior to using
this glorious toy. Sex is Fun recommends using a water-based lubricant
prior to penetrating the toy.
The Cobra Libre has varying motor
speeds, which shapes a unique masturbatory session - enjoy short, strong
pulses followed by long, mild pulses; maximize your pleasure with one
ongoing vibration. This toy may be overwhelming for those with a
sensitive glans.
Up the ante by restraining your partner
and then using the Libre to edge them to the brink of orgasm; the
hands-free orgasm can be shocking and most welcome. Try the Cobra Libre
this holiday season - your cock (or your partner's) will thank you.
Review by Gay Rick
Feeldoe More
I canʼt say enough about the Feeldoe
line of toys! These strapless strap-ons are great for more spontaneous
sex and an open, free feeling. The Feeldoe More offers well, more! More
length, more girth, and more pleasure. I particularly enjoy it because
other versions have left me wanting more length, due to the position of
the dildo. With the Feeldoe More I feel I have plenty of length to
position myself in just the right spot to get my partner off.
With
more girth and length comes more weight, so this will really give your
muscles a workout. Iʼve found a couple different positions work better
than others to help keep the dildo in place. On the occasions where my
thrusting was so vigorous that I couldn't keep my grip, I held onto the
base of the More and used my arms to finish the job.
Despite
its apple red color I really feel like the Feeldoe More is my cock and
thoroughly enjoy fucking my partners. It offers up a great view, a rare
treat that is different from my usual perspective. The design works well
for vaginal, anal and oral sex. And letʼs not forget that itʼs a great
cock to masturbate with!
Check out the Feeldoe More and open your world to more pleasure.
Review by Coochie
Pump It Up
Draw a bath and soap up your goodies.
You'll want them clean and fresh for the experience you are about to
have with his extraordinary new toy. It is the The Bathmate Hydro Penis
Pump and it is a revolutionary negative pressure device. Unlike other
penis pumps that use negative air pressure with a vacuum pump, The
Bathmate gently sucks your penis with warm water. The result is a
sensation that rivals the feeling of a warm mouth with the vacuum
pressure that exceeds any air pump we've tried.
It is quite easy to use. Simply submerge
it under water and allow it to fill completely so that it is completely
void of air. Then place it over your penis and push it downward. As you
press down water will be squeezed out of the one-way valve at the top.
Then simply let go of the contraption and the device will begin to
engage sucking you inside with all its might. Watch through the plastic
as you swell inside to gargantuan proportions. When you feel as though
you are ready for more just press it a little more tightly to your body
and it will increase its suction on you like a thirsty prostitute named
Trixy.
When you've had enough fun getting
sucked harder than you've ever believed possible, simply break the seal
around the base and it will slowly release you and your greatly enlarged
member.
Negative pressure increases circulation
which increases sensation as well as girth and length. The resulting
erection is one that is larger but somewhat softer than the standard
variety. The kind of cock that is perfect for oral sex or any activity
where fullness is more important than
stiffness.
Review by Kidder Kaper
Outlaw Leather Harnesses
Outlaw Leather is a small company that
makes great quality harnesses. Their harnesses are two-strap, made of
leather and sit lower than many others. Their design places the hole for
the dildo directly on your pubic mound allowing the harness to rub
against your clit with use. The makes the harness extremely fun for both
people! The lower placement also makes the harness very stable and the
dildo very easy to control.
I have found
while using my Outlaw Leather harness I can get into just the right
angle and position to cum. I can thrust while rubbing my clit against
the harness and the movement is the kind of movement the bottom likes as
well. Some find the straps of the harness rub against their skin a
little, and this can easily be solved by wearing it over a sexy pair of
panties, or by placing a small piece of cloth between the harness and
their pubic mound.
Outlaw leather's
unique design of two holes allows the wearer to use a double ended
dildo, or two dildos and penetrate themselves while they are penetrating
someone else. The holes are offset just a tad, so I have always used
two separate dildos, but with a little adjusting a double ended dildo
should work as well.
If you find during
play that you want to change the dildo, Outlaw Leather has made this
rather easy. The face plate of the harness unsnaps allowing you to
easily change out the dildo without removing the harness. Outlaw Leather
includes a single O ring and a single nitrile ring. My recommendation
to make this even easier is to buy a couple extra nitrile rings, place
them on your dildos before you begin and then you are able to just
re-snap the harness with the new rings and not worry about shoving the
new dildo through the same ring.
Outlaw leather makes several different
styles. Whether you are looking for something a little feminine or
something more punk, they have you covered.
Reviewed by Lorax
Sex is Fun - Creative Ideas for Exciting Sex
From sex educator Kidder Kaper comes the
first fully illustrated sex manual to blend a graphic novel format with
interactive exercises. Carefully designed to include all genders,
orientations, and preferences, this book really does have something for
everyone.
Sex is Fun, The Book - $20
Games for Couples
Sex is Fun, Game.
Open
up to your partner and start communicating in ways that make sexual
exploration easy and fun. Find out how well you know your partner and
get ready to move your relationship to the next level of sexual
adventure. Seven different banks of cards challenge you and your partner
to explore desires, fantasies, and predict each other's next move. Six
completely different card categories allow for daring, wagering,
bluffing, and competing with each other to take it a step further with
each card drawn. No other game that has existed before or since has been
this easy to play, and covered such a wide variety of sexual interest.
Pick up a copy and unleash the sexual potential of your relationship
today.
Unpredictable.
Do
you ever feel like you are doing the same old routine in the bedroom?
Unpredictable will get you out of that rut. Take ten minutes to sit down
with your partner(s), deal each person four cards and let the fun
begin. By game's end you will have determined foreplay, core-play,
intercourse, and after-play. With over 50 cards to choose from and
thousands of possibilities, sex has never been so varied and
spontaneous!
The ultimate gift for couples
Sex is Fun Trip to Desire
Spend
a week in a clothing optional paradise with your friends from Sex is
Fun. Experience a sensual Eden of sexual permissiveness with a whole
bunch of friendly and open minded people. Take the trip of a lifetime
and give your relationship an experience that will bring you enough
intimacy and excitement to serve you both for the rest of your lives
together.
Desire in Cancun, February 19th-26th 2011. It isn't just a vacation, it is a fantasy come true.
Desire in Cancun - $510 Per night
Sex Games for Parties
The Adventures of Dick & Virginia
Through
Dick and Virginia, you and your friends will compete to give the best
advice. Find out how well your advice is received and how other players
handle sex and relationship quandaries. Challenge your friends to a
contest of scruples, persuasion, and friendly debate over the most
common sex and relationship issues.
The Adventures of Dick & Virginia - $13
Super Thoughts & Actions Daredevil
If
Truth and Dare got a mainline injection of steroids and aphrodisiacs
and ate nothing but a diet of hardcore pornography, it would still be
only a fraction of fun compared to this latest release of the classic
Thoughts and Actions party game. Made for all players regardless of
orientation or relationship status.
Super Thoughts & Actions - $30
SwingSet - The Card Game
Swing
Set challenges players to fulfill sexy adventures with each other in a
fast-paced, competitive arena that is unlike anything you have played
before. Whether you are a woman interested in trying some girl-on-girl
activities or a guy who'd like to be buried up to his eyeballs in warm
naked breasts, this game has something for you.
SwigSet - $20
Sex is Fun Spin The Bottle
From sex-educator Kidder Kaper of the
Sex is Fun Podcast, book and adult party games comes the most advanced
version of spin the bottle you will ever play. Tell the game whether you
want to kiss men, women or both, and secretly opt out of kissing
certain individuals. Available for iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.
Sex is Fun Spin the Bottle for iPhone and iPad - $2
This year's picks for the best sex products.