Episode 33: Never in a Billion Years

Published: April 12, 2015, 8 p.m.

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The New Era Continues

Chris did such a bang-up job with Jump Cuts last time that we figured we\\u2019d just make him the semi-permanent lightning round czar. It\\u2019s not the title he wanted, but as we kept trying to tell him, there can be only one Highlander.

Anyway, the Screeners were terrified to learn of a change in direction for the next Star Trek movie...or at least, the two Screeners who care were. The other half of them were mildly bemused, and we all know there\\u2019s nothing more entertaining in a Jump Cut than mild bemusement.

Next up, the Screeners delve into a bit of personal preference with a discussion of what they\\u2019d like to see more of in the movies. Josh is left temporarily speechless when he\\u2019s told that asking for \\u201cmore less\\u201d doesn\\u2019t make sense.

And because one human interest piece just isn\\u2019t enough for one episode, the four then spend some time talking about a villain (from the medium of their choice) whom they find memorable or especially effective. Turns out that Chris\\u2019s secret fear is mixing media and exercise. Wii Sports must haunt his dreams.

And then there was some kind of news roundup. We don\\u2019t know what it was about; we dozed off after Chad picked a villain from every medium.

Clearly Gone

Despite Melody\\u2019s best efforts at discretion, the Screeners watched and have sat down to discuss Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief, the new Alex Gibney documentary distributed by HBO.

As we all know, Scientology is a famously litigious organization, so we\\u2019ll keep commentary and spoilers light and leave the bulk of the allegations about what Scientology \\u201cis\\u201d up to Gibney. We just think it\\u2019s great that the conversation has been started and that HBO\\u2019s willing to air it.

The Little Game that Couldn\\u2019t

So here\\u2019s how this episode\\u2019s Cutting Room Floor went down: Josh likes an NPR podcast called \\u201cAsk Me Another\\u201d. One day, Josh heard them play a movie-related game on the podcast and thought, \\u201cWhy didn\\u2019t I think of that?\\u201d He then thought, \\u201cHey, they borrow game formats from Jeopardy; why can\\u2019t I borrow one from them? I could write puns like that!\\u201d

Then he wrote some of those puns, and he made the other three Screeners listen to them and try to guess what he was talking about. It was an abject failure, and everyone hates him, but we\\u2019re airing it because it\\u2019s the only third segment we have. Deal with it.

Whew, OK; it\\u2019s over. That last segment made the show seem even longer than normal, right? Yeah, we know. Head over to Facebook to leave your hate mail.

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