The Beastmaster

Published: Nov. 22, 2020, 2:01 a.m.

Good day faithful listener! This day is a glorious one, for we have been gifted a most triumphant picture display! In this picture we have a man, but not any man. He is a man born of a cow uterus who will destroy all evil. This man has dominion over a certain amount of beasts! Yes, thats right... beasts! What manner of beast you ask?! Well, he has ferrets, an eagle, a dog, and a painted tiger! He is ripped, he is mad, he is randy, he is THE BEASTMASTER!!!

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