79: Goofball Island

Published: May 31, 2018, 12:30 a.m.

b'This week kicks off with a main topic: ***Kid Independence Projects***. Merlin is trying a new thing, and John admits that he\\u2019s *pan-fretful*. What kind of stuff do you undertake to encourage your kids\\u2019 independence and responsibility? What about the fires and the knives? Merlin is proud when his daughter deceives him, but John\\u2019s a little disappointed with his kid\\u2019s failure to cover her tracks. Can you even **imagine** your kid having to go to church?\\n\\nIn follow-up, John updates us on how his beloved TV fared during the sleepover dance party. Merlin shudders to recall the unbelievable tween drama of a very large sleepover. \\n\\nMerlin was hoping John had forgotten he\\u2019d agreed, out of nowhere, to definitely watch _Millennium Actress_. Would you like to speculate as to whether John remembered? Merlin confesses his Broadway kick.\\n\\nJohn interrogates Merlin\\u2019s sleep and napping habits, then reveals what would happen if he had a week at home alone. Merlin shares an unexpected side-gift of the Kid Independence Project, and both hosts continue to embarrass their daughters very deeply.'