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b'"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you\'re gonna get. You might get molested, or die alone on a beach in Vietnam, or get your legs blown off, unless you\'re Forrest Gump, then you get millions of dollars for being an idiot."\\n\\nFor this Memorial Day episode, Jordan rambles incoherently about how our military is treated and Rachael carefully explains how people with disabilities are often dismissed or put on a pedestal. Her Sugarfree Chocolate Chip Cookies are delicious, but Forrest Gump is an unbelievable travesty that once again brings up Robert Zemeckis\' sanitation of dark events in our history. Enjoy!\\n\\nSugarfree Chocolate Chip Cookies:\\nhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/12r6rwQCzBP3qIvt9dVm37VqdFE1YV1G8QtQlsl5OpHU/edit?usp=sharing\\n\\n--- \\n\\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/recipefordisaster/support'