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Chris Collision of the I Don\'t Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten Wilder Napalm, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better X-Files episode than it did a feature film. Arli$$ jokes, aggressive quirk, a Van Helsing comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it\'s an all-new Quaid In Full.
\\n\\nOverall score: 4
\\nQQQ score: 3.92 (don\'t ask)
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\\n\\nSpecial Guest: Chris Collision.
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