Lilo & Stitch (and Artemis Fowl)

Published: June 17, 2020, 4:06 a.m.

What if there was a movie that had aliens from outer space, but also lots of scenes of characters just hanging out at the beach? And what if that movie also had several Elvis songs in it? Now, imagine for a moment that this movie also contains a character named Captain Gantu who is a 20-foot-tall shark man from space? And if you can bear with me for just a moment longer, can you entertain the possibility that this film also has a character named Cobra Bubbles who is played by Ving Rhames? If the prospect of this movie sounds tantalizing to you, my friend, it is my honor to introduce you to a movie called Lilo & Stitch. Also there is a movie called Artemis Fowl and it sucks. In this one, Clint uses Josh Gad's intestines to avoid paying taxes on hay-purchases. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/purely-nostalgia/support