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THE SCREENSLAVER INTERRUPTS THIS PROGRAM FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. DON'T BOTHER LISTENING TO THIS ONE. THESE DUMB IDIOTS DO NOT SAVE THE DAY. THEY ONLY POSTPONE THEIR DEFEAT. AND WHILE THEY POSTPONE THEIR DEFEAT, YOU EAT CHIPS AND LISTEN TO THEM INVERT PROBLEMS THAT YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO DEAL WITH. PODCASTERS ARE PART OF A BRAINLESS DESIRE TO REPLACE TRUE EXPERIENCE WITH SIMULATION. YOU DON'T TALK; YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS. YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES; YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS. TRAVEL, RELATIONSHIPS, RISK; EVERY MEANINGFUL EXPERIENCE MUST BE PACKAGED AND DELIVERED TO YOU TO WATCH AT A DISTANCE SO THAT YOU REMAIN EVER-SHELTERED, EVER-PASSIVE, EVER-RAVENOUS CONSUMERS WHO CAN'T FREE THEMSELVES TO TAKE OUT THEIR EARBUDS FOR A MOMENT TO BREAK A SWEAT, NEVER ANTICIPATE NEW LIFE. YOU WANT PODCASTERS TO PROTECT YOU, AND MAKE YOURSELVES EVER MORE POWERLESS IN THE PROCESS. WELL, YOU TELL YOURSELVES YOU'RE BEING 'LOOKED AFTER'. THAT YOU'RE INCHES FROM BEING SERVED AND YOUR RIGHTS ARE BEING UPHELD. SO THAT THE SYSTEM CAN KEEP STEALING FROM YOU, SMILING AT YOU ALL THE WHILE. GO AHEAD, SEND YOUR PODCASTERS TO STOP ME. GRAB YOUR SNACKS, PLUG IN YOUR AUX CORDS, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL. I AM. In this one, young Timothy calls the Mommy-Line and the Daddy-Line. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/purely-nostalgia/support