Episode CXXXVI - Jedi Temple Challenge After Dark (Presented by DisneyX) [SFW Edition]

Published: Feb. 12, 2021, 2 a.m.

b'After an interminable wait the Poe Boys finally give the people what they want. That\\u2019s right. It\\u2019s the official announcement of Disney+\\u2019s R-Rated subsidiary DisneyX and its flagship Star Wars IP, Jedi Temple Challenge After Dark. What fiendish, depraved challenges do the boys have in store for an obstacle course show for grown ups? You\\u2019ll have to listen to more discussion about David Lynch than you should to find out! And! And! I didn\\u2019t even forget to put the episode out this week. And I\\u2019ve got plenty going on. Plenty. Puh... LENTY. Going on. It\\u2019s like, do one chore and two more will take its place, amiright? I mean, what is this chores, Hydra? Yeesh. Speaking of, I know I posted a poll on our Twitter about what book should I read and two out of three people (two people) said the Iliad but jokes on them (or you if you voted I guess) because I ain\\u2019t reading the Iliad. But I DID reread all of Ms. Marvel (Marvel, Hydra, keep up) and wow what a great series that is. What a treat. Man. That show has huge boots to fill. It\\u2019s still letting me keep typing. In fact I have over 2,900 characters left I can type. Like 1,000 characters ago I thought \\u201coh I can max this box out no problem but now I\\u2019m looking down the barre of over 2,750 characters and I gotta tell you my resolve is FLOUNDERING. I mean, I got a lot going on. I gotta take out the recycling. I gotta eat dinner. I gotta edit the pod. No, wait, I did that one already. 2,500 characters. Yeesh. May the force be with me on this huh? What to talk about, what to talk about.... sports? No, no season finale of sports already happened. The weather? The weather! How\\u2019s the weather there? Rain here. They say snow but we\\u2019ll see about that. There all like \\u201coh wow it\\u2019s going to snow\\u201d and I\\u2019m like \\u201cwhen\\u201d and they\\u2019re like \\u201coh like 1AM or something\\u201d and I\\u2019m saying to them \\u201coh, you mean WHEN I\\u2019M SLEEPING? Pretty convenient if you ask me. Pretty. Convenient. And then what? I wake up and there\\u2019s no snow and you know, YOU KNOW they\\u2019re gonna be like \\u201coh it came and went you were a sleep baby.\\u201d Yeah right. Yeah freaking right. And don\\u2019t call me baby, you\\u2019re not my podcast cohost. What else? Pretty cold. Rain and cold. I mean obviously I guess if they\\u2019re talking about snow. Is the weather where you are hot? Dry? Is it a dry heat? Email us and let me know at poeboyspodcast@gmail.com. Nobody ever emails. I mean, everyone, EVERYONE ever emails, but YOU never email. Don\\u2019t hide it. I get it I\\u2019m sure you\\u2019ve got a lot going on and you think we\\u2019re too popular to notice little old you and wether or not you email us but you\\u2019re wrong. DEAD WRONG. We notice. And every week, EVERY WEEK, I search and I search through all of our emails for your name and I think \\u201coh this is the week, this will be the week you email\\u201d and it never is. Thoughts in quotations marks. How we feeling about that? Honestly I don\\u2019t like it. To me, it\\u2019s, you know, every week I search through my email and I think oh this will be the week. You know. Like that. But you get folks throwing thoughts in quotes. Which is fine but you can\\u2019t quote a thought, you know? Oh wow my phone gave me a little pop up about enabling dictation, so that\\u2019s something. Oh man, I\\u2019m under 1,000 now. Talk about sports! Oh we and I got that dictation pop up again! Relentless! It\\u2019s like my phone can\\u2019t even keep up with my stream of consciousness prose. Is this what Ulysses is? I just keep doing this? I mean look I could. I think we all know I could. Like if I just say down and typed for like a FULL DAY, just non-stop click clack click clack and then at the end of the day was just like okay the end, would that be a novel and would that be Ulysses? I dunno. Calm down Joyce-heads I read Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. And Dubliners! And the Iliad! Wait, no, not the Iliad. But the other two. Man oh man. I am winded. I mean I went for a run right before this so it might be that. Yes in the rain and the cold. Fitness! Hm. If you read this email poeboyspodcast@gmail.com for an'