Alien Nation

Published: Feb. 15, 2020, 3:07 a.m.

We’re Talking: Crazy cat! Pa TANK in! Unrequited loves… “They didn’t make a Robocop TV show” … “I think they did.” “Are you calling me a liar!?” … “No, you’re deluded.” Transparency isn’t needed during a police investigation. Why a slave culture in an advanced alien culture? Because the robot mine slaves would get filled with gunk. “Black Moon Rising” is the name of the Linda Hamilton movie we mention with Tommy Lee Jones that features The Terminator tunnel and the same Linda Hamilton sex scene from The Terminator. A game of chicken where you might as well kneel before Zod. TNG Q! Consume the last of the designer drug in a movie with designer drugs and there’s no way you’re going to die. This guy’s divorce ain’t real, look at him jacking off! The final nail in the tensor bandage of a sprained ankle. Is this Ray Charles? No, it’s The Commodores… But it isn’t The Commodores, it’s the Neville Brothers… But it isn’t the Neville Brothers, it’s the Four Tops? The boys are dead!