"Hey Mister, Don't You Touch My Tomatoes": 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea II

Published: March 14, 2022, 10:27 p.m.

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Strap on your snorkels and slap on some powd,' cause the buoys of PnC are about to flood your basements! The high seas (or low seas?) await this motley crew of a slightly senile French academic, his sycophantic (but cute as a button) sidekick, and a problematic alpha male harpooner who can't get enough poon. They end up on a boat what can go UNDER the water, captained by a guy who played a charismatic pedophile in another movie and his crew of cult followers. What could possibly go wrong? If you want to find out then just sit back, relax, and let us wriggle our briny tentacles into your earholes!

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