The Fast is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Firmament

Published: Feb. 17, 2010, 3:11 a.m.

b'First it was "live podding," then the dread, the guilt and the heavens were separated from the earth (which, naturally, led to a parody of the theme song from "Green Acres"). Clean Monday blows through quickly; pigs don\'t fly, but kites do (and don\'t miss Fr. Joseph\'s fun outtakes at the very end).'