The Adios Amigo

Published: Jan. 31, 2017, 9:17 a.m.

This year, The Dumpuary Fairy has blessed our local multiplex with monsters who want to be trucks, a Vin Diesel who wants to be a younger Vin Diesel and an M. Night Shyamalan movie that wants to be a superhero franchise. BONUS: Whatever the fuck a Bye Bye Man is. Jesus take the wheel.