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Relax by the Fireplace with Joey and let him read you a story set to sleep-inducing music and ambient sound. Nox is your Safe space at bedtime to relax, feel safe, and get a good night’s sleep. 

On tonight's episode, I talk about our new Discord Server and read a story called "Most of My Friends Are Two-Thirds Water" by Kelly Link. It's a little more modern and adultier than our usual stories but don't worry it's no more adult than a television Sitcom. 

 In “Most of my Friends are Two-Thirds Water”, the narrator, a woman is dealing with unrequited love and lives in her father’s garage, Or maybe it was her feeling that she was competing with a bunch of blonds for the guy she loved. Maybe it was that all the blonds look like Sandy Duncan and smelled like Lemon Fresh Joy and have no vaginas. Are all Blondes Aliens that smell like lemon fresh joy and have no vaginas?“Will you come with me, sweet Reader? I thank you. Give me your hand.”

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