Atomic Rulers of the World

Published: May 13, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

Lucas and Dave bring to you a gold nugget from the land of Japan! A super being named Starman has been sent by a benevolent council of aliens to stop Earth's nuclear annihilation by the evil country of Amer- *cough* Mongolia. That is, if a band of orphans don't muck up absolutely everything.