The Foilers

Published: March 13, 2015, 9:15 p.m.

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Movie Meltdown - Episode 301

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We\\u2019re back!! And this week we return with a vengeance as we award our own amazing film trophies \\u2013"The Foilers"!! Plus lots of other random talking of smack about the Oscars.

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And as celebrities try to talk about important shit amidst dresses and fanfare, we also ramble on about\\u2026 Oscar Skrillex, it\\u2019s already been jazz, vegan-friendly, we came over here to get away from them, sidecar gap, Adam Levine\\u2026 no one cares, Edge of Tomorrow, Alan Rickman, Suicide Squad, Jesus in the white suit, the less Lucas the better, I\\u2019m trying to get my throat slit while being inside someone, Reality Bites, 473 kills, 12 years of Quija, Mario Party antics, Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei and Betty White, a pile of solder scrapes and aluminum foil and nails and tacks and that messy drawer you have in the kitchen, what are you doing punk, Jurassic World, tonal change, that is a large large cavity, Spam, Steven Spielberg, topping off your fluids, Ass Ball, Khan!!, Ethan Hawke, what is up with all the English people, you\\u2019re always going to be the guy that everyone ends up hating, pig utero things, we threw their tea into the harbor and they stole all our acting roles, Chris Pratt, Oculus, I hated it\\u2026 but it has potential, f\\u2026 those pixies, hot dogs, the last boss fight in Mega Man, a regular everyday lizard, what\\u2019s up with all the English people, Scarlett Johansson, Bacon, The Two Towers, Ham, in my geeky opinion, Lil\\u2019 smokies and Keanu Reeves.

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Spoiler Alert: Spoilers for Gone Girl, Under the Skin and probably several other films. You have been warned!

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Note from our Producer: Once again, as I\\u2019ve said in years past, THIS episode in particular is NOT a good starter episode. It\\u2019s way more chaotic and generally insane then even we USUALLY are. So if you are not already familiar with the Meltdown gang, and the way Oscar Meltdown operates, this might not me the right episode to start with. In fact e-mail me at: producer@moviemeltdown.com and I\\u2019ll hand pick a good starter episode for you. BUT for you veteran\\u2019s out there\\u2026 who are ready to delve into the Oscar madness that sets in\\u2026 I bring you THIS Foiler episode\\u2026

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