Silent Night, Meltdown Night

Published: Dec. 23, 2022, 12:06 p.m.

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Movie Meltdown - Episode 592 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

Bust out the hot cocoa and Christmas cookies and settle in as we discuss the controversial holiday horror \\u201cclassic\\u201d Silent Night, Deadly Night.

And while we try to decide just how to put \\u201cThe Star Wars Holiday Special\\u201d into perspective for someone who hasn\\u2019t seen it, we also bring up\\u2026 Guillermo del Toro\'s Cabinet of Curiosities, Wednesday, Glorious, that creepy old mother superior nun, retail fantasies, Linnea Quigley, command strips, a fork to the gut, creating Catholic weirdos, Utah, who\\u2019s gettin\\u2019 it on at an orphanage, Charles E. Sellier Jr., FAO Schwarz, RoboSanta, talking through a glory hole, Tim Burton movies, child trauma, Bob Vila, not watching Troll, Jenna Ortega, hunting a human, merchandising nightmares, sledders, hanging out with The Doors, a murderous snowman, a Lovecraftian entity, who unlocked the door, homicidal maniac dressed as Santa, Jack Frost, Phil Donahue, dancing on a giant piano, the God-like level of Dolly Parton and being distracted by the toys.

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 1984 film \\u201cSilent Night, Deadly Night\\u201d, so go watch the movie before you listen.

\\u201cHe\\u2019s got his own traumatic Santa memory.\\u201d

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