Attack of the Killer Soundtrack: Holiday Edition

Published: Dec. 13, 2013, 5:51 a.m.

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Attack of the Killer Soundtrack #8 - Holiday Edition

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This week, Movie Meltdown\\u2019s \\u201cAttack of the Killer Soundtrack\\u201d returns with a festive conglomeration of some of our favorite holiday songs... from movies.\\xa0

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And as we open old wounds from last year\\u2019s holiday special, we also discuss\\u2026 snowman kits, a guy with a really bad business plan, dashing all your Christmas hopes and dreams, Macaulay Culkin, sounding like old Greg, wearing shorts in the Winter, more frightening without makeup, curry and rice, Jeff Koons, a pocketful of soap, that guy IS a cartoon, beeswax candles, Gary Indiana, a snow goleum, Little Women, people that come with instructions, Blackbeard\\u2019s last battle, Tim Curry, Bubbles the monkey, bark the herald angel sings, Ethel Merman and Ricardo Montalban, Michael Jackson and David Bowie and, making up a book, The Mighty Boosh, I just remembered that in college I was in a movie, Barbie\\u2019s in a cardboard box, I thought it was a new thing the kids said to describe a rapist on a crime show, the original German Home Alone, I\\u2019m really just being a pretentious douchebag right now, Fred in centers reconciled, Holiday Inn, balloon animals and his frosty frosty soul.

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\\u201cI have a fondness for Christmas songs\\u2026 that I have no idea what the F-ing words are.\\u201d

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