Attack of the Killer Soundtrack: Goes to the Fair!

Published: Aug. 23, 2013, 10:11 p.m.

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Attack of the Killer Soundtrack #6 -\\xa0Attack of the State Fair!

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As usual, Movie Meltdown goes wherever it wants... and takes over. This week we head to the State Fair and we set up shop right in the middle of The Hall of Old Men. There we regale the listeners with our odd tales of the Fair. All the while assembling one of the most eclectic soundtracks you will ever come across. Plus giant corndogs!

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And while we don\'t really contain our excitement about getting a free slap bracelet, we also discuss... juggling, magical melons, animals, Uncle Arthur, a corset, me and a\\xa0whole bunch of 12-year girls, this one time, Kurt Russell, it lengthens and it strengthens,\\xa0Cindy Crawford, double-sided tape, yard sticks, remakes back in the day, beating that with a small stick, volume volume turn up the volume, swirly green ice cream, over two hours with several deaths, minty girl scouts, leashed children, it entertains visiting relatives,\\xa0walking trees, beat to death with their own maracas, I ate your corn tumor, coming back from the future to talk about your movie, everything is just going to be a letdown when I see a regular ruler, the small print taketh away, trying to pick a boyfriend for Marlena, a steampunk stripper pole, twine, Hypercolor pencils, talking to a giant, Lafayette Funk, Bewitched, barbecue on a doughnut, large portraits, sometimes not often but sometimes I like the idea of a girl and a horse, back to school sales, the heartbreak of psoriasis, swinging on a ring, talking to a giant, smoking since he was four... right before he downed a lot of Scotch, Christ you don\'t know the meaning of heartbreak buddy, if you wanna see how history is being made in Tennessee, bad cover bands, Get away from me kid, you bother me, handstands, cowboy boots and hoochie shorts and the very memorable smells of the Fair.\\xa0

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"We\'ve seen a multitude of odd things today."

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