51.2: The Movie That Broke The Camel's Back

Published: Nov. 28, 2009, 2:46 a.m.

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Movie Meltdown - Episode 51.2

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In this\\xa0episode that may have "crossed the line." We sit down to discuss - SAVAGE DAWN".

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First we\\xa0listen to actor William Forsythe\'s memories of making this movie. Then we attempt to comprehend the film we just saw. Which leads to random thoughts that include\\u2026

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"Colossally bad, that\'s the only way to describe this."

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\\u201cThey have a Sheriff and a deputy, a redneck, drunk deputy - and a midget\\u201d

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\\u201cWho the hell did they make this movie for?\\u201d

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\\u201cThe final blow is a titty twister.\\u201d

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\\u201cThis is the pinnacle.\\u201d

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\\u201cEven the movie was tired of itself.\\u201d

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\\u201cThis is epic bad!\\u201d

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\\u201cThere\\u2019s a lot of street fist-fights going on, like this is some sort of Clint Eastwood orangutan picture\\u201d

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\\u201cLance did a bunch of jumping around\\u201d

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\\u201cI\\u2019m surprised half the actors in here didn\\u2019t break something\\u201d

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\\u201cThis is like a monster mash of bad movie actors\\u201d

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\\u201cThis was pretty fun!\\u201d

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\\u201cThere\\u2019s a lot of weird not-so-underlying homo-eroticism\\u201d

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\\u201cI think they were making it up as they went along\\u2026\\u201d

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\\u201cNothing they do makes one lick of sense\\u201d

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\\u201cPeople, you are missing out!\\u201d

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\\u201cAs far as bad, bad movies go, it\\u2019s pretty awesome!\\u201d

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\\u201cI don\\u2019t even want to talk about it.\\u201d

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Regardless of what the rest of the gang thinks, Bryan\'s final take on the movie\\u2026

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"Savage Dawn is awesome. A drive-in classic unlike anything I\'ve seen in years."

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Join us for\\xa0this\\xa0memorable\\xa0review.

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